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kellyhk (and a million other places).
Everything is a quote from either a movie or a TV show. Friends list should know a few of these.
1. "I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant." 30 Rock
2. "...you're like Ahab. You're so consumed by your personal vengeance against life, whether it be its inherent cruelties or mysteries, everything takes on a warped significance to fit your megalomaniacal cosmology." X-Files
3. "I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled." A Lion in Winter
4. "Yes, I can be very cruel. I have been taught by masters."
5. "My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are."
"Yes, there are, aren't there?"
"Why do they tell little kids that?"
"Most of the time it's true." Aliens
6. "I'm thinking about starting a Christian speed metal band. Are you in?" FNL
7. "So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities. Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, 'Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?' "
8. "Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them for justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something!... Oh, come on!"BtVS
9. "...I'm not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas." Farscape
10. "As Jesus was dying he raised his hand and said, 'The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.' "
"Dude, that was Star Trek! 'The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" was Wrath of Khan!"
"Oh... Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?" South Park
kellyhk (and a million other places).Everything is a quote from either a movie or a TV show. Friends list should know a few of these.
1. "I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant." 30 Rock
2. "...you're like Ahab. You're so consumed by your personal vengeance against life, whether it be its inherent cruelties or mysteries, everything takes on a warped significance to fit your megalomaniacal cosmology." X-Files
3. "I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled." A Lion in Winter
4. "Yes, I can be very cruel. I have been taught by masters."
5. "My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are."
"Yes, there are, aren't there?"
"Why do they tell little kids that?"
"Most of the time it's true." Aliens
6. "I'm thinking about starting a Christian speed metal band. Are you in?" FNL
7. "So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities. Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, 'Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?' "
8. "Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them for justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something!... Oh, come on!"BtVS
9. "...I'm not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas." Farscape
10. "As Jesus was dying he raised his hand and said, 'The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.' "
"Dude, that was Star Trek! 'The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" was Wrath of Khan!"
"Oh... Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?" South Park
