I am rather gobsmacked by the comment on officialgaiman about "Green Eggs and Ham" promoting rape culture

This, IMO, is what's wrong with the internet. There are many things we should be aware of and take issue with, but Green Eggs and Ham is not one of them. It's kind of headdesk inducing that you can't post about a video of yourself reading Green Eggs and Ham without someone calling you on what "message" you're sending.