Pwned.

'Media-fellating'?  Heh.  I'll have to remember that.

From a CBSsports.com columnist:
Let's be honest, the SEC owns The Ohio State University. The ownership is so clear I'm officially awarding the pretentious 'The' that Ohio State likes to place in front of their school to the SEC. From now on it's The SEC. I'd encourage everyone to join me in this. And if you ever see anyone referring to Ohio State as The Ohio State University, please be so kind as to point out that The SEC owns them.

In the wake of the second annual Ohio State beat down, several of you have already written to me suggesting that Ohio State is the Buffalo Bills of college football. That's far too generous to Ohio State. The Bills had to win their way to the Super Bowl. Granted they lost once they got to the big game, but they beat several decent playoff teams to get there. All Ohio State had to do to make the BCS title game was have the good fortune to play a regular season in the Big Ten.

This win brings into stark relief the reason the Big Ten doesn't favor a college football playoff. It's because they know their teams wouldn't be nearly as competitive if the games were played on the field instead of inside computer databases.

Don't give me any more of the excrement-filled talk from Big Ten commissioner Jim Delaney about why a playoff doesn't make sense for college football. It makes perfect sense for college football, and anyone with a pulse knows it. What it doesn't make sense for is the Big Ten. Because their teams are always overrated and never justify the media-fellating they receive all season long.

Nine consecutive losses to the SEC is way past a trend folks, it's a way of life. Basically Ohio State is the SEC's bitch, and there's nothing they can do about it. 
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And now the tornado sirens are going off.  The frustrating thing about tornado sirens is you never know if they're serious.  They go off if there's a tornado warning anywhere in the county, so you never have any idea if there's actually a tornado anywhere actually close unless you have access to a television. 

 

Pwned.

'Media-fellating'?  Heh.  I'll have to remember that.

From a CBSsports.com columnist:
Let's be honest, the SEC owns The Ohio State University. The ownership is so clear I'm officially awarding the pretentious 'The' that Ohio State likes to place in front of their school to the SEC. From now on it's The SEC. I'd encourage everyone to join me in this. And if you ever see anyone referring to Ohio State as The Ohio State University, please be so kind as to point out that The SEC owns them.

In the wake of the second annual Ohio State beat down, several of you have already written to me suggesting that Ohio State is the Buffalo Bills of college football. That's far too generous to Ohio State. The Bills had to win their way to the Super Bowl. Granted they lost once they got to the big game, but they beat several decent playoff teams to get there. All Ohio State had to do to make the BCS title game was have the good fortune to play a regular season in the Big Ten.

This win brings into stark relief the reason the Big Ten doesn't favor a college football playoff. It's because they know their teams wouldn't be nearly as competitive if the games were played on the field instead of inside computer databases.

Don't give me any more of the excrement-filled talk from Big Ten commissioner Jim Delaney about why a playoff doesn't make sense for college football. It makes perfect sense for college football, and anyone with a pulse knows it. What it doesn't make sense for is the Big Ten. Because their teams are always overrated and never justify the media-fellating they receive all season long.

Nine consecutive losses to the SEC is way past a trend folks, it's a way of life. Basically Ohio State is the SEC's bitch, and there's nothing they can do about it. 
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And now the tornado sirens are going off.  The frustrating thing about tornado sirens is you never know if they're serious.  They go off if there's a tornado warning anywhere in the county, so you never have any idea if there's actually a tornado anywhere actually close unless you have access to a television. 

 

Pwned.

'Media-fellating'?  Heh.  I'll have to remember that.

From a CBSsports.com columnist:
Let's be honest, the SEC owns The Ohio State University. The ownership is so clear I'm officially awarding the pretentious 'The' that Ohio State likes to place in front of their school to the SEC. From now on it's The SEC. I'd encourage everyone to join me in this. And if you ever see anyone referring to Ohio State as The Ohio State University, please be so kind as to point out that The SEC owns them.

In the wake of the second annual Ohio State beat down, several of you have already written to me suggesting that Ohio State is the Buffalo Bills of college football. That's far too generous to Ohio State. The Bills had to win their way to the Super Bowl. Granted they lost once they got to the big game, but they beat several decent playoff teams to get there. All Ohio State had to do to make the BCS title game was have the good fortune to play a regular season in the Big Ten.

This win brings into stark relief the reason the Big Ten doesn't favor a college football playoff. It's because they know their teams wouldn't be nearly as competitive if the games were played on the field instead of inside computer databases.

Don't give me any more of the excrement-filled talk from Big Ten commissioner Jim Delaney about why a playoff doesn't make sense for college football. It makes perfect sense for college football, and anyone with a pulse knows it. What it doesn't make sense for is the Big Ten. Because their teams are always overrated and never justify the media-fellating they receive all season long.

Nine consecutive losses to the SEC is way past a trend folks, it's a way of life. Basically Ohio State is the SEC's bitch, and there's nothing they can do about it. 
________________________________________

And now the tornado sirens are going off.  The frustrating thing about tornado sirens is you never know if they're serious.  They go off if there's a tornado warning anywhere in the county, so you never have any idea if there's actually a tornado anywhere actually close unless you have access to a television.