Hah! Colonel Saunders responds to Chik-fil-A

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Partial excerpt from Funny or Die  (although, you really should watch it to get part of the joke):

Colonel Saunders:   I prefer to see the world the way my hormone-loaded, antibioticly engineered chickens do - without gender... or beaks... or a butthole.  Hell, I don't actually give a shit. Gay or not, you're all just a big ol' bunch of money-mouths walking around, talking and eating.  So if you have to pick one chain, why not pick us?"