Nip/Tuck

[shipperx]

And the difference between Nip/Tuck and soft core p0rn would be...?

Other than "showing boobies" I can't really think of anything. (And saying that pretty much sums up the opening sequence of the season premiere of Nip/Tuck).



* Well, how does one comment on mother/daughter/Cristian sex which... er... not normal mother/daughter relationship there. I mean -- damn! -- that's fucked up! And Julian McMahon definitely doesn't tan stark naked because he had quite the white butt going on (cute one, but very white).

* Just as foreshadowed last year, something is very definitely wrong with Julia's baby. And it looks like Matt and Julia got all the way back together again. If I remember correctly, they were only sorta-kinda together at the end of last season.

* Larry Hagman (J.R.) wants his balls back... literally.

* Brooke Sheilds is a psychiatrist (and you know, that had to amuse her considering the Tom Cruise thing). And (ha! slashers rejoice) Brooke just suggested that Cristian is in love with Sean.

* OMG! What in the hell happened to Kathleen Turner?!?!?!!!! The poor woman hasn't aged all that well.

* The preview for "Stranger than Fiction" looks very odd but... very intersting. I may want to see that one.

* Only Nip/Tuck would turn a gruesome surgery into a seduction. Because...er... I don't even know how to react to that.

* So why exactly did Brooke Sheilds give in to Cristian? It didn't seem to fit her character.

Comments

[nmissi.livejournal.com]

The slashiness is slowly becoming canon. And you're right; I didn't see the shrink doing that at all.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Slashiness has definitely become canon. It's not *wink, wink* *nudge, nudge* canon either. It's serious.

[kitmarlowescot2.livejournal.com]

oh hell I can't believe I missed the season opening, good thing I have torrents, will go download it know. Matt so needs to regrow his hair, ha sean might not be his biogical son, but Matt is really Christian's and Sean's baby that anything else. Acourse Christian loves Sean, any wedding planner would think they were already married, bah them cake tasting and Christian sayig he always wanted Sean was delightful last season. And metioning incest will the incestful/killing/raping brother and sister team be back?

[kitmarlowescot2.livejournal.com]

I can't believe it they don't have it on torrents yet, so this sucks.

[kitmarlowescot2.livejournal.com]

Also penis don't forget that. Oh my God she was serious, Christian could really be in love with Sean. Oh boy, the slash might come true.

[thedeadlyhook.livejournal.com]

I'm so there with you on the slashiness. I really think they're going there this year. Especially with Sean already feeling on the outs from Julia - already, in the first episode! He's gonna fall into Christian's manly arms, I can feel it.