We Killed the Blueprint Guy

[shipperx]

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Okay, not kill. 

But when I arrived at work we had the firetruck and an ambulance in the parking lot.  Apparently, while delivering the blueprints for the monster job, the blueprint delivery guy blew out his knee.

I'm not kidding.

Comments

[mlgm.livejournal.com]

I keep thinking of the workers comp claim:

A building fell on you?

No, the blueprints for a building fall on you? But it was a really big building!

So a building DID fall on you!

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

You really shouldn't be killing your minions!

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

But how else does one go about becoming an evil genius?

[mlgm.livejournal.com]

No, no, no.

You don't become an evil genius by killing your minions. You become an evil genius by killing the other guy's minions - thereby earning a reputation as not only evil; but a genius.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Ahhhh! I'll jot that down in my evil genius handbook.

[mlgm.livejournal.com]

I give classes, very reasonable rates. I'll send you a brochure.

;p

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Heh. Too true. (Even the half-sized set weighs a ton).

[tnmisery.livejournal.com]

You know, I think just maiming minions like you guys did today is perfectly acceptable, even expected, in the evil genius handbook. There's special minion comp for humps and limps and shit.
I'm going to hell.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Heh. That makes two of us.

[kitmarlowescot2.livejournal.com]

Ouch, knees seem to go out so easily, I just sat on the floor and strained both of my knees.