Quote Meme

[shipperx]

Gakked from kellyhk (and a million other places).

Everything is a quote from either a movie or a TV show. Friends list should know a few of these.

1. "I love this cornbread so much, I want to take it behind a middle school, and get it pregnant." 30 Rock

2. "...you're like Ahab. You're so consumed by your personal vengeance against life, whether it be its inherent cruelties or mysteries, everything takes on a warped significance to fit your megalomaniacal cosmology." X-Files

3. "I dressed my maids as Amazons and rode bare-breasted halfway to Damascus. Louis had a seizure and I damn near died of windburn... but the troops were dazzled." A Lion in Winter

4. "Yes, I can be very cruel. I have been taught by masters."

5. "My mommy always said there were no monsters - no real ones - but there are."
"Yes, there are, aren't there?"
"Why do they tell little kids that?"
"Most of the time it's true." Aliens

6. "I'm thinking about starting a Christian speed metal band. Are you in?" FNL

7. "So all of a sudden they wake up one mornin' and the Greeks have gone. And there outside the city walls they've left this gift; this tribute to their valiant foes: a huge wooden horse, just large enough to happily contain 500 Greeks in full battle dress and still leave adequate room for toilet facilities. Are you telling me not one Trojan goes, 'Hang on a minute, that's a bit of a funny prezzy. What's wrong with a couple hundred pairs of socks and some aftershave?' "

8. "Come on! Vampires! Grrr! Nasty! Let's annihilate them for justice, and for... the safety of puppies and Christmas, right? Let's fight that evil! Let's kill something!... Oh, come on!"BtVS

9. "...I'm not Kirk, Spock, Luke, Buck, Flash or Arthur frelling Dent. I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas." Farscape

10. "As Jesus was dying he raised his hand and said, 'The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few.' "
"Dude, that was Star Trek! 'The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few" was Wrath of Khan!"
"Oh... Bible, Wrath of Khan, what's the difference?" South Park

Comments

[sourisvho.livejournal.com]

Ooh, I know some of these!

2. That's X-Files, I believe.
3. The Lion in Winter. I LOVE that movie! I can hear Katharine Hepburn saying that line. So many great lines to choose from there.
6. Friday Night Lights.
7. Is that Cupid? It sounds like Trevor.
8. The quote doesn't ring a bell, but it's gotta be Buffy or Angel, right?
9. Farscape

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

2. Yep
3. Yep (and I also love that movie)
6. Yep
8. Buffy (or rather, Spike)
9. Yep.

7. Nope. Though... Oooh! Cupid! That would have been a great show to quote.

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

Well, #8 is Spike in BtVS, and once upon a time I would have known what episode, but no more.

[mistraltoes.livejournal.com]

S4, I think it was called 'Doomed'.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

I believe you're right. It's the one where Spike tried to stake himself after wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

The one where Spike tries to stake himself.

And I'm surprised you didn't get the Farscape quote. :)

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

::is made of fail::

[magista.livejournal.com]

5 is Newt and Ripley in Aliens. How come a woman only gets to be really badass when defending a kid?

8 is indeed Spike, and it's season 4, and he's discovered he can fight demons... and I can't remember the damn episode title either.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

5. Yep. Though, to be fair, Ripley kicked but in Alien sans kid. Though, I rather loved her pseudo-motherhood of Newt. :)

8 is indeed a Spike quote.

[cindergal.livejournal.com]

2. The X Files
5. Aliens
8. Buffy the Vampire Slayer
9. Farscape

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

2. Yep
5. Yep
8. Yep
9. Yep.

:)

[ladypeyton.livejournal.com]

1. Tracey - 30 Rock
3. Eleanore of Aquitaine - Lion in Winter
5. One of the Alien movies but can't remember which
6. LANDRY! - FRIDAY NIGHT LIGHTS! (WOOT!)
8. Spike - BtVS (that was a gimme wasn't it?)
10. South Park (but I have never been able to remember the names of the kids aside from Butters, Timmay and Cartman)

[ladypeyton.livejournal.com]

Doh! I should have gotten 9. It even had the word frell in it.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Heh. Frell does make it kind of obvious.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

1. Yay! Someone got the 30 Rock!
3. Yep
5. It's Aliens. (The second one)
6. Yay! Someone got the FNL quote! Woot!
8. Yeah, the Spike quote is kinda a gimmie. :)
10. Yep. It is indeed South Park, and the other two kids are Kyle and Stan, just don't ask me which is which because I get those two confused.

[brandil.livejournal.com]

6) Landry to Saracen in FNL

8) Spike to Willow and Xander in BtVS

I recognize 7 but can't place it and DUDE I must know what 10 is, that sounds DIVINE

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

6. Is definitely Landry.

8. Is indeed Spike.

7. Is Red Dwarf and it concludes with Lister saying that from this story derives the saying "Beware of Greeks bearing gifts" when the moral should have been "Beware of Trojans. They're total smegheads."

10. Is South Park.

[rainkatt.livejournal.com]

7 has to be Eddie Izzard...