The summaries of the first three books are enough to cause you to roll your eyes and think "drek" and laugh. But reading the summary of the third book it's a series of OMG! WTF? No. Seriously WTF?!?!?!
From the wedding of teenagers. To the bruises on the honeymoon. To the insta-pregnacy. To the baby killing her from the inside out (it breaks her ribs, her pelvis, and her spine" to the c-section w/ vampire teeth cutting the umbilical cord. To the adult werewolf that has always crushed on Bella insta-imprinting on her BABY so that the are "mated for life" to the insta-aging more than perfect death baby offsprint. To Bella proving herself as the bestest vampire EVAH from almost immediately after siring!
It's crack!Fic, I tell ya! Bad!Fic Crack!Fic... and it got published!
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Date: 2008-08-18 02:10 pm (UTC)The summaries of the first three books are enough to cause you to roll your eyes and think "drek" and laugh. But reading the summary of the third book it's a series of OMG! WTF? No. Seriously WTF?!?!?!
From the wedding of teenagers. To the bruises on the honeymoon. To the insta-pregnacy. To the baby killing her from the inside out (it breaks her ribs, her pelvis, and her spine" to the c-section w/ vampire teeth cutting the umbilical cord. To the adult werewolf that has always crushed on Bella insta-imprinting on her BABY so that the are "mated for life" to the insta-aging more than perfect death baby offsprint. To Bella proving herself as the bestest vampire EVAH from almost immediately after siring!
It's crack!Fic, I tell ya! Bad!Fic Crack!Fic... and it got published!