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shipperxOh good grief. You would think that The Onion made this up (only it didn't).
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"This is all very well-disguised, but it will be exposed," Maes told about 50 supporters who showed up at a campaign rally last week ..."
What will be exposed, you ask? The evil communist plot of... bicycles!
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"This is bigger than it looks like on the surface, and it could threaten our personal freedoms," Maes said. [...] "These are very specific strategies that are dictated to us by this United Nations program that mayors have signed on to." [...] "At first, I thought, 'Gosh, public transportation, what's wrong with that, and what's wrong with people parking their cars and riding their bikes? And what's wrong with incentives for green cars?' But if you do your homework and research, you realize ICLEI is part of a greater strategy to rein in American cities under a United Nations treaty."
Quick! Run! Hide under your bed!
