Heh. Probably not. Maybe we should try that method if we work up the energy to read the darn thing. What song should we choose?

"Making Love Out of Nothing At All" - Air Supply
"Love hurts" - Nazareth
"Total Eclipse of the Heart" - Bonnie Tyler
"Should've Known Better" - Richard Marxx
"I'd do anything for love... but I won't do that" - Meatloaf