Hee! TV Guide Watercooler
May. 9th, 2006 10:18 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shipperxMy favorite TV Guide comments on last night's 24:
There's a silver lining to the President still being at large — so long as he's still bouncing around wildly trying to save his own skin, there's always the chance that Martha's gonna snap out of this wine-and-prescription-meds ennui of hers and do some serious damage. Just think: If he's very nearly undone by a line of wronged-wife dialogue like "If I wasn't so horrified by the fact that I'm married to you, I might actually be impressed," then there's no telling what kind of pain she could inflict with, say, some sort of firearm and/or gardening tool. (Hey, Martie? Jack can show you a trick with some ripped-out lamp wires if you've got a minute.)
Damn you, Miles, and your being "compelled to intervene." Before this I'd simply held you in disdain, but now you're forcing me to throw things at the television.
There's a silver lining to the President still being at large — so long as he's still bouncing around wildly trying to save his own skin, there's always the chance that Martha's gonna snap out of this wine-and-prescription-meds ennui of hers and do some serious damage. Just think: If he's very nearly undone by a line of wronged-wife dialogue like "If I wasn't so horrified by the fact that I'm married to you, I might actually be impressed," then there's no telling what kind of pain she could inflict with, say, some sort of firearm and/or gardening tool. (Hey, Martie? Jack can show you a trick with some ripped-out lamp wires if you've got a minute.)
Damn you, Miles, and your being "compelled to intervene." Before this I'd simply held you in disdain, but now you're forcing me to throw things at the television.
