LOST - Hour 2

[shipperx]

* So I'm betting the guy in the coffin is Ben (or, I suppose, Widmore. But, probably Ben). [I was wrong]

* Hurley was playing Chess with Mr. Eko??? (I was betting Charlie. :)

* No, Jin. Don't stay! Don't STAY!!!

* Where exactly are all the redshirts who have been ushered to the ship?

* And Sun has to get on the helicopter somehow.

* Hey, I thought Desmond was the one who knew bombs, so why was it Jin who stayed? (Not that I want Desmond to die, either).

* Bet Jin is going to figure it out and turn around and head back... [I was wrong]

* If Sun hates Kate, I could almost understand. Kate's not really guilty, but damn the promising then someone dragging her onto the helicopter anyway, grieving widow might not look at this 100% logically.

* Jump, Jin, Jump! Jump, damnit!

* Desmond and Jin, get off the damn boat!

* Okay, Desmond got off the boat. [small voice]He better have gotten off the boat.[/small voice]

* [fanwank] We didn't see Jin die. Sawyer swam to shore, Jin could too [/fanwank]

* Damnit, now they're suckering us into having to watch GMA. [Bet the alternate ending are other people in the coffin]

* Oh, Sun. Poor Sun. ::pets sun::

* So what happens to Desmond? He got off the boat. So, where is he post-island? Are they going to kill Desmond too?

* Ooh! Sun kicks ass! And I bet she wants blood. Love Sun with spine confronting Widmore.

* Sawyer swims ashore. Yay, that's one hottie saved. Now, Jin, you better show up! I mean it!

* Does Sawyer think Kate is dead? Probably.

* Oh Ben, you're such a jackass (And I kind of love him in a Scorpius way for it). He's getting off the island and we know it, but he's making it seem so damn noble. Yeah, right, Ben. (Though he must jump into the future because he's in a parka!)

* Locke's smile because he's "home" with The Others is creeping me out.

* Ice station on a tropical island? And... hieroglyphics???

* Woah! Island disappeared!

* "Where the hell am I going to land this thing?" Hee! Yeah, I was wondering that too.

* Wait, Desmond is on the helicopter and two people died... is Desmond going to die? No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Oh yeah, and I guess the pilot too. But, not Desmond!)

* Got to hand it to Aaron, he's one tough little turnip head.

* Desmond, don't die. Don't die, Desmond. Please, don't die. I'm a soap opera fan and and it's okay to "die" with no body. But to die and we see the body? Then it takes all sorts of bullshit to bring you back, so don't die Desmond!!!

* Yeah, Jack, not so 'okay,' what with all the other people who have bought (and faux-bought) the farm.

* WTF, Claire?!

* Er, yeah, Jack, surrre. Denial much? (Go Hurley, forcing Jack to listen to something Jack doesn't want to hear).

* You would think that the situation with The Others would have taught them a thing of three about yelling for boats.

* Okay, Jack, but why? Excuse me if I think your explanation is not terribly convincing. I was expecting a real threat not more of Jack's "I know what's best for everyone" schtick. I mean, come on! Even if he's right (and he probably is) he did not have a good explanation for how he leaped and bounded to "We have to lie." because of... what? Locke said so? Widmore? Jack doesn't know Widmore from a hole in the wall and Widmore's ship sank so, I just don't see where Jack came up with this huge necessity to lie... to PENNY!

* And Desmond and Penny!!! Aw, Desmond and Penny! *sniffle* Aw. Happy moment. *sniffle*

* So I'm betting that Octagon Global Recruiting is a Lost easter egg. (Why, yes, it is).

* So, given the number of redshirts on the ship and that the ship sank and that they were told that "their people" were being taken to the ship... who exactly do they think are their "people left on the island?" Claire? Juliet? Hoping that Sawyer made it back to the coast?

* Poor Sun. Poor, poor Sun. [fanwank]Jin had better not be dead![/fanwank]

* Jeremy Bentham is... not Ben. Who then? (Heh. I'm sick enough to enjoy Ben taunting Jack. I'm not proud of it, but there you go. Hee!)

* So Jack is gonna be at odds with Kate who doesn't want turnip head taken to the island.

* Who is in the coffin?

* Locke! (Wonder if the island will un-dead him again if they return his body? Seems to have done that for Jack's dad.)

Lost -- WTF central. :)

And the commercial for "The Happening" (Mark(?)Donnie(?) Walberg movie) looks a hell of a lot like Stephen King's "Cell".