Heh! Soaps now suck but their boards don't

[shipperx]

Favorite excerpts from people's posts found while surfing various Soap Message Boards:

GH COMMENTS:

Today Emily to Nik: "You're my first love, my only love..." (Or something like that. Yelling "The fuck, you fucker?!" at my TV screen apparently hinders my ability to commit things to memory)

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Felicia: "I hope they're [BitchN'Ass] halfway to Canada at this point." Shut the fuck up, Flea! Canada has done nothing to deserve that. Okay, there's Celine Dion but I think Canada has more than made up for it in other ways.

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SPOILER: Jax is going to rebuild the Port Charles Hotel and name it after Courtney:: Huh?! Welcome to the Copkillah Hotel, ladies and gentlemen! Where the cops are bad, the mobsters are good, and the hair is blindingly white.


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DAYS COMMENTS:

Please tell me I am hearing things. How can one day last forever and the next month passes in an instant? Christmas is either gonna be one long night or it's already over and I just don't know which.

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I figure that this show is the tv equivalent of a lobotomy.

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Oh, for the love of Pete. (Or Jack, as the case may be.) One of Hope's sons is well over twenty years old, and a complete fucking jackass to boot. And the other one doesn't actually exist, as far as we can tell. I don't think it's exactly child abandonment to leave Chip Off the Old Asshole Block alone with his skeleton mother and invisible brother for a few weeks.

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Why would they be searching in Downtown Europe and not the backwoods of Louisiana [where Georgia "died"] And...just...gahhh! Deep breaths. Deeeeeeeeeeeep breaths.

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[sarcasm]Well, it's only Downtown Europe. It's not like they have a whole continent to search or anything.[/sarcasm]


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AMC COMMENTS:


Nomination for Quote of The Day. Ryan to Ethan(said in all seriousness): "You're not wanted here. Does that not translate from American to English?"

Excerpts from Lizzie's Summary of Wed's episode:

Ryan: Me Ryan. Me blame Kendell. Me blame Ethan. Me kill Ethan.

Ethan: I say, old bean, don't you think you're being a bit unreasonable? Those message board people aren't fond of you anyway and this isn't helping your case.

Ryan: What do you mean? They love me. Listen, you can hear them chanting "Ryan's our guy."

Ethan: Actually, I think they're chanting "Ryan must die."

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Jamie: Look at how James sleeps. You should do what he does. He thinks happy thoughts to make him sleepy. What would your happy thought be?

Babe: That's easy. It would be Bianca getting Miranda back. If I keep saying this and smile and look teary-eyed while sappy music plays in the background surely the audience will forget all the months I kept my best friend's baby for no good reason, don't you think?


Re: Flashback sequence:

Jamie:::::::I'm remembering how I met Babe on a beach and we went straight to a seedy motel and had sex, how I then found out she was married to my brother, how I found out she kept a baby that wasn't hers, how I came up with the idea to kidnap another baby. That should remind the audience that ...that...that I'm dumber than dirt.::::::


Bwha!

Comments

[kellyhk.livejournal.com]

Wait, didn't baby Georgina die and/or was buried around the time of Swamp Girl

ANd was that princess Gina or her daughter?

God, this soap is soooooooo lame.

And when did SeanD become a complete ass?

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Since when is dying and being buried a hindrance to life in Salem where they have more undead creatures walking around than BtVS ever did?

Yes, Georgia the still born baby of 6 years ago is now the annoying 16 year old haning out with SORASed 16 year old Abby at chez Deveraux.

And I believe SeanD became an ass during his 6 month incarceration in Jan's Gilded Cage o'Lurve (clearly stolen from Stephano DiMera's Cage O' Marlena). Either that or walking around with a post-it stuck to his forehead for a month (thus indicating Amnesia). Er... or... whatever.

As the TWOP saying goes -- Days sucks ass.

[spikeylover.livejournal.com]

I think I gave up on Soaps when Laura told Stefan on GH that she was the happiest she'd ever been a month after real Lucky played by Jonathan Jackson died. Of course, she made up for for that line by totally losing her mind a few years later. hee.

So did you read the spoilers about Geary?

As for DAYS, you gotta love their special effects/fights as they were leaving the island.

I saw on PASSIONS that they were still doing the same storylines that they'd been doing the last three years and nothing much had changed.

I use to love soaps, but they just suck now. Maybe they need to get some writers, instead of those same recycled lame-os.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

They definintely need to get new writers instead of shuffling the same 5 failed hacks from show to show to show.