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[shipperx]

It would be really nice if I could work on fanfic. It would be a primo time to do so, but can't. I learned that lesson long ago. Now I'm wasting time surfing through Oscar Red Carpet Pictures:

Yikes! Amy Brennerman, what happened to your face?!
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100805,00.html

Ethan Hawke... you scare me:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100832,00.html

Adam Duritz, you do too:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100877,00.html

And I don't care if she did win the Oscar. That dress is ugly:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100844,00.html

Berry looked lovely:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100841,00.html

Winslet did too:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100861,00.html

Johnny, I love you...but, you look like a dork. *sob*:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100856,00.html

For some reason, sort of liked this one on Charlize Theron:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100818,00.html

For equally inexplicable reasons, I liked Penelope Cruz's dress too:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100886,00.html

Thought that red looked good on Phantom of the Opera girl:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100830,00.html

And Zelleweger... uh... Yeah. Not so great.
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100890,00.html

And finally, Orlando pretty:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100884,00.html

Oh, and Clive Owen too:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100819,00.html

That is all.

Comments

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

Clive is always seriously drool-worthy. And I thought Johnny looked great. He has his own style, certainly, but it works for him, imo. Renee Zellwhatsis has never appealed to me, and now she just looks like some kind of freaky plastic kewpie doll dog toy. Not that I'm opinionated or anything.

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Heh. Andy Duritz looked like he went to Sideshow Bob's hair stylist, and Hilary Swank looks like a Barbie doll whose head is on backwards.

[jerrymcl89.livejournal.com]

Duritz looked like he went to Sideshow Bob's hair stylist

And raided Willie Wonka's wardrobe, as well.

[cy-girl.livejournal.com]

Renee Zellwegger just looks ill. She's super skinny and has that giant puffy face.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Yeah, her super skinny collar bones don't look great to my eyes, either. I mean look at these shoulders:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100840,00.html

And hers:
http://tv.zap2it.com/photos/index/0,1237,zp_fromThumb|93808|100890,00.html

Genetics really isn't fair, but...I actually think RZ looks better a few pounds heavier. No, she wouldn't have a body like Barry, but then again, who does?

[cy-girl.livejournal.com]

Renee looks better with a bit more flesh on her bones.

[rowanswhimsy.livejournal.com]

We must beg her to go blonde and to put on a few pounds.

We'll save the brown bag to put over her head in the event the first two things don't help.

[rowanswhimsy.livejournal.com]

Orlando pretty.

:::pets Orlanod:::

Hilary Swank looks like Linda Blair after the devil got done with her. And apparently (to add to its other charms) the dress is sort of see-through. Ick.

Charlize Theron and Halle Berry may actually be capable of looking great in any dress. Or else they are fairly incapable of picking ugly dresses.

Johnny just looks silly. And sort of greasy.

Ethan Hawke looks dirty. Ick. I need to go take a shower. Uma Thurman had a lucky escape.