*head desk*
Jan. 21st, 2014 03:20 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shipperxI'm reduced to hate-listening to the audible romance novel I mentioned yesterday.
I swear to god, the pretty pink princess heroine...
Reads Greek, Latin, French, Italian, Shakespeare, Decartes, the Aenid, Austen,... and loves art, architecture, history and mathematics... and is versed flower arranging, sewing, cookery, and gardening... and is brilliant, humble, demur... and is generous, kind and selfless... and is beloved by all servants and in-laws alike (though not her family. Of course.). .. and is almost preternaturally gifted with animals... AND LITERALLY RESCUES PUPPIES AND DROWNED KITTENS, and is generally -- and in almost every way -- perfect.
And yet...is also the unappreciated ugly duckling to her beautiful, diamond of the first water IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER. I'm not entirely sure how one becomes the ugly duckling to one's very own IDENTICAL twin, but she's managed to do it.
Dear lord, I think I hate her. The 'hero' is still nothing but a distant amalgam of cliches (though he REEKS of sexist bullshit) but on the whole isn't involving enough to drive me to dreams of unicorn goring (though I would not object to it). The pretty pink princess on the other hand... Dear lord.
I swear to god, the pretty pink princess heroine...
Reads Greek, Latin, French, Italian, Shakespeare, Decartes, the Aenid, Austen,... and loves art, architecture, history and mathematics... and is versed flower arranging, sewing, cookery, and gardening... and is brilliant, humble, demur... and is generous, kind and selfless... and is beloved by all servants and in-laws alike (though not her family. Of course.). .. and is almost preternaturally gifted with animals... AND LITERALLY RESCUES PUPPIES AND DROWNED KITTENS, and is generally -- and in almost every way -- perfect.
And yet...is also the unappreciated ugly duckling to her beautiful, diamond of the first water IDENTICAL TWIN SISTER. I'm not entirely sure how one becomes the ugly duckling to one's very own IDENTICAL twin, but she's managed to do it.
Dear lord, I think I hate her. The 'hero' is still nothing but a distant amalgam of cliches (though he REEKS of sexist bullshit) but on the whole isn't involving enough to drive me to dreams of unicorn goring (though I would not object to it). The pretty pink princess on the other hand... Dear lord.
![[identity profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/openid.png){kind=small}
no subject
Date: 2014-01-22 11:17 pm (UTC)The e-book world can be a scarey place.
no subject
Date: 2014-01-26 04:36 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-26 11:19 pm (UTC)(Neil Gaiman recently announced that his last book The Ocean at the End of the Lane was on sale via Kindle at $7.99...and I thought, that's the sale price? Dude, that's expensive, e-books technically shouldn't be more than $9.99 and people really complain when they are more than that. Talk to me when it's $!.99. Although, I am seriously tempted.)
I've read a lot of .99 books on the Kindle, and suffice it to say - I got what I paid for. I spent half the time correcting the grammar and sentence structure in my head. One was so annoying...I gave up.
no subject
Date: 2014-01-27 03:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2014-01-27 10:09 pm (UTC)