Buh - whu?!
Pandora Can Predict How You Vote
Listen to Bob Marley on Pandora recently? Then Pandora assumes you're a Democrat.
Using an algorithm influenced by election results and the musical preferences of individual users, Pandora will introduce a new advertising service next week that enables political organizations to target listeners based on its sense of their political leanings, The Wall Street Journal reports.
Mary J. Blige and Bob Marley listeners should expect to hear Democratic advertisements, while those who jam out to Yanni and Dolly Parton would be best targeted by Republican campaigns. Bruce Springsteen and Jay Z listeners could go either way.
Specific genres can also give insight into users' political leanings. Country, Gospel and New Age listeners lean toward Republicans, while fans of jazz, reggae, R&B and electronic music are more commonly found in counties favoring Democrats, the company said.
Jack Krawczyk, Pandora's director of product management, told The Wall Street Journal he believes Pandora's predictions are between 75 percent and 80 percent accurate. Y'all know there are plenty of Brad Paisley fans rootin' for Hillary in 2016.
For more on Pandora and political ads, head over to WSJ.com.
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ME:
So, I wonder what a playlist of Cary Brothers, Kings of Leon, A Perfect Circle, Lifehouse, Porcupine Tree, Staind, Steven Wilson, Imagine Dragons, The Lumineers, Mumford and Sons, Three Days Grace, One Republic, Sick Puppies, Goyte, The Civil Wars, Airborne Toxic Event, Bear Lake, Puscifer, Alternate Routes, Theory of a Deadman, Trapt, Lana Del Ray, and Pink, indicates...?
(I'm guessing some sort of bipolar disorder as part are relentlessly depressing, the other relentlessly upbeat while the rest are either wholeheartedly sappy or entirely cynical (with Puscifer and A Perfect Circle being downright blasphemous on occasion).
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I would've thought it might be A Perfect Circle with lyrics like:
Pay no mind to the rebel. Pay no mind to the rabble. Head down, go to sleep to the rhythem of the war drums. Pay no mind to what other voices say. They don't care like I do. Safe from pain and truth and choice and other poison devils {...} Just stay with me, safe and ignorant. Go back to sleep. {...} I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son (are one in the same) I must isolate you. Isolate and save you from yourself. The boogiemen are coming. The boogiemen are coming. Put your head down and go to sleep to the rhythem of the war drums. Stay with me, safe and ignorant. I'll be the other to protect you from the Other Ones. The 'evil' ones. Go back to sleep to the rhythem of the war drums..."
Or
"And not to pull your halo down around neck and tug you off your cloud, but I'm more than just a little bit curious how you're planning to go about making your amends to the dead..."
But almost certainly this song:
F--- your God. He did this. Took all you had and left you this way. Still you pray, never stray, never taste of the fruit, and never thought to question "Why?" {...} Oh so many ways for me to show you how your dogma has abandoned you. {...} Talk to Jesus Christ, ask if he knows the reasons why he 'did it all for you'. {...} It's not like you killed someone. It's not like you drove a hateful spear into his side. Praise the one who left you broken down and paralyzed. He 'did it all for you...'