shipperx | I shouldn't but I am

Wandering the boards on TWoP. . . Have to say, I think even if you don't watch the show, these oneliners are funny. From the AMC thread:

Stop throwing her at penises!

Forcing Greens to get an abortion? Why don't you just kick her in her uterus,you dick?

Does this mean we can start calling Greenlee the "SpermBurglar"?

He always acted this way. Although I don't remember watching his neck waiting for blood to start spewing because he popped blood vessle. I hope he drowns after smashing his skull on a rock.

I vote for the Highlander method myself. Cut off the RageMonkey head and pray it doesn't sprout two more like a freaking hydra.

I don't like crossovers with OLTL b/c it's the only soap I know nothing about but...I'd steal one of their killers if they'd come to PV and kill Ryan.

Here's to the return of Hocket and his life goal of murdering his brother and his sister-in-law. Just remember, Hocket, winners never quit and quitters never win.

I snorted juice out of my nose laughing so hard at the Rage!Monkey!Rage! I swear at one point the way the lights were on his bulging eyes it looked like lasers were going to shoot out ala Godzilla. And I felt so so wrong because my charbroiled blackened heart kept chanting, "Punch the bitch!"

It's Ryan-over-cliff Day! Shouldn't that be some sort of national holiday? (If only Ryan's "suicide attempt" had been successful...)

Is it wrong that I hope Greenlee miscarries because of the stress from Ryan's "death"? I have never wanted a child to die on a tv show, and this one isn't even born yet. Well, there is Michael on GH, but I don't count him as human...