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If I Were an Oz Inmate... by fictionbya
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I will be sent to Oz for	Burglary
My sentence will be	80 Years, Up for Parole in 50
I will be housed in	Em City
I will belong to this group	Others
My cellmate will be	rowanswhimsy
My prison lover will be	nutmeg3
I will kill	jaybitvees
Because...	The bitch touched my prison lover.
But I will ultimately be killed by	thedeadlyhook
Because...	I tried to muscle El Norte out of the drug trade.
The last few words I will utter as I die will be
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Seems sort of a stiff sentence for burglary. . .