shipperx | Real-Time Comments when watching Lost

1) What? Tease us with a potential butt shot and not deliver? (Missing Nip/Tuck. ::pout::)

2) You know I'm beginning to not trust Boone. Just... don't.

3) So Sawyer is all guilty, masochistic, and gray. I hate me, so I'll make you hate me. (...I say half way through the ep)

4) Oh yes, anyone could slow-fuse a bottle rocket with a cigarette so that it goes off EXACTLY after the bottle rocket previous to it. Uh-huh. Surrrreeee, Locke. Surrrrrrrrreeeee.

5) Ya know, this would work so much better if I actually gave a shit about Shannon. However, the whole asthma thing? Hey, at least it keeps the bitch from talking much and (more importantly) not screaming!

6) Kate: (to Jack) If you DO this... (What? You won't look all pathetic and doe-eyed at him any more? I wish!)

7) Guess Sawyer isn't so gray. Just a grifter (though I'm still expecting a "twist" somewhere in here).

8) You know... Kate, I don't think that counts as a "little" kiss. You could have stopped two tongues earlier if you were going for "little."

9) I could have SWORN that I saw Shannon reading "Watership Down" before Sawyer was reading it. In fact, I remember thinking that the novel must be making the rounds of the survivors.

11) Sawyer... has issues. Lots of issues. (And not exactly "Fool for Love" is it.)

12) Claire and Charlie are adorable.

13) Ooh! Ooh! Does this mean that we're getting a Sayid ep soon? Pleeeeeeaaaasssseeeeeee. Sayid is hot! (And apparently he's being kidnapped by some psycho-Dimera ...er...sorry. Days reference.)