shipperx | I'm Waiting for Trees to Spontaneously Combust

From AL.com:

Alabama broke a record Monday with an eighth straight day of 100-plus heat (it hit 105 degrees.) A day earlier, streets steamed at 106. The state had seven-day hot streaks in 1990, 1954 and 1881. Pinson, Ala., hit a record high of 105 (and Tuscaloosa hit 106), according to the weather service.

The average high in August is 92.

"Ninety-two. Hell, the way things have gone this week, 92 is fall weather," Frank Matthews of Millbrook told the Montgomery Advertiser.

(They also need to update. It's currently ~~101~~ 102 degrees outside, with most of the afternoon still to come. We're expecting it to hit 103 (again) today.

Hell, the forecast for the week: Wed - 104, Thur - 103, Fri. 101, Sat. 100, Sunday (a break!) 99. It doesn't help that we've been in a ~~stage 3~~ stage 4 drought with water restrictions since June.)