2004-12-02
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Heh! Soaps now suck but their boards don't
Favorite excerpts from people's posts found while surfing various Soap Message Boards:
GH COMMENTS:
Today Emily to Nik: "You're my first love, my only love..." (Or something like that. Yelling "The fuck, you fucker?!" at my TV screen apparently hinders my ability to commit things to memory)
*
Felicia: "I hope they're [BitchN'Ass] halfway to Canada at this point." Shut the fuck up, Flea! Canada has done nothing to deserve that. Okay, there's Celine Dion but I think Canada has more than made up for it in other ways.
*
SPOILER: Jax is going to rebuild the Port Charles Hotel and name it after Courtney:: Huh?! Welcome to the Copkillah Hotel, ladies and gentlemen! Where the cops are bad, the mobsters are good, and the hair is blindingly white.
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DAYS COMMENTS:
Please tell me I am hearing things. How can one day last forever and the next month passes in an instant? Christmas is either gonna be one long night or it's already over and I just don't know which.
*
I figure that this show is the tv equivalent of a lobotomy.
*
Oh, for the love of Pete. (Or Jack, as the case may be.) One of Hope's sons is well over twenty years old, and a complete fucking jackass to boot. And the other one doesn't actually exist, as far as we can tell. I don't think it's exactly child abandonment to leave Chip Off the Old Asshole Block alone with his skeleton mother and invisible brother for a few weeks.
*
Why would they be searching in Downtown Europe and not the backwoods of Louisiana [where Georgia "died"] And...just...gahhh! Deep breaths. Deeeeeeeeeeeep breaths.
*
[sarcasm]Well, it's only Downtown Europe. It's not like they have a whole continent to search or anything.[/sarcasm]
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AMC COMMENTS:
Nomination for Quote of The Day. Ryan to Ethan(said in all seriousness): "You're not wanted here. Does that not translate from American to English?"
Excerpts from Lizzie's Summary of Wed's episode:
Ryan: Me Ryan. Me blame Kendell. Me blame Ethan. Me kill Ethan.
Ethan: I say, old bean, don't you think you're being a bit unreasonable? Those message board people aren't fond of you anyway and this isn't helping your case.
Ryan: What do you mean? They love me. Listen, you can hear them chanting "Ryan's our guy."
Ethan: Actually, I think they're chanting "Ryan must die."
[snip]
Jamie: Look at how James sleeps. You should do what he does. He thinks happy thoughts to make him sleepy. What would your happy thought be?
Babe: That's easy. It would be Bianca getting Miranda back. If I keep saying this and smile and look teary-eyed while sappy music plays in the background surely the audience will forget all the months I kept my best friend's baby for no good reason, don't you think?
Re: Flashback sequence:
Jamie:::::::I'm remembering how I met Babe on a beach and we went straight to a seedy motel and had sex, how I then found out she was married to my brother, how I found out she kept a baby that wasn't hers, how I came up with the idea to kidnap another baby. That should remind the audience that ...that...that I'm dumber than dirt.::::::
Bwha!
GH COMMENTS:
Today Emily to Nik: "You're my first love, my only love..." (Or something like that. Yelling "The fuck, you fucker?!" at my TV screen apparently hinders my ability to commit things to memory)
*
Felicia: "I hope they're [BitchN'Ass] halfway to Canada at this point." Shut the fuck up, Flea! Canada has done nothing to deserve that. Okay, there's Celine Dion but I think Canada has more than made up for it in other ways.
*
SPOILER: Jax is going to rebuild the Port Charles Hotel and name it after Courtney:: Huh?! Welcome to the Copkillah Hotel, ladies and gentlemen! Where the cops are bad, the mobsters are good, and the hair is blindingly white.
*************************************************************
DAYS COMMENTS:
Please tell me I am hearing things. How can one day last forever and the next month passes in an instant? Christmas is either gonna be one long night or it's already over and I just don't know which.
*
I figure that this show is the tv equivalent of a lobotomy.
*
Oh, for the love of Pete. (Or Jack, as the case may be.) One of Hope's sons is well over twenty years old, and a complete fucking jackass to boot. And the other one doesn't actually exist, as far as we can tell. I don't think it's exactly child abandonment to leave Chip Off the Old Asshole Block alone with his skeleton mother and invisible brother for a few weeks.
*
Why would they be searching in Downtown Europe and not the backwoods of Louisiana [where Georgia "died"] And...just...gahhh! Deep breaths. Deeeeeeeeeeeep breaths.
*
[sarcasm]Well, it's only Downtown Europe. It's not like they have a whole continent to search or anything.[/sarcasm]
***************************************************************
AMC COMMENTS:
Nomination for Quote of The Day. Ryan to Ethan(said in all seriousness): "You're not wanted here. Does that not translate from American to English?"
Excerpts from Lizzie's Summary of Wed's episode:
Ryan: Me Ryan. Me blame Kendell. Me blame Ethan. Me kill Ethan.
Ethan: I say, old bean, don't you think you're being a bit unreasonable? Those message board people aren't fond of you anyway and this isn't helping your case.
Ryan: What do you mean? They love me. Listen, you can hear them chanting "Ryan's our guy."
Ethan: Actually, I think they're chanting "Ryan must die."
[snip]
Jamie: Look at how James sleeps. You should do what he does. He thinks happy thoughts to make him sleepy. What would your happy thought be?
Babe: That's easy. It would be Bianca getting Miranda back. If I keep saying this and smile and look teary-eyed while sappy music plays in the background surely the audience will forget all the months I kept my best friend's baby for no good reason, don't you think?
Re: Flashback sequence:
Jamie:::::::I'm remembering how I met Babe on a beach and we went straight to a seedy motel and had sex, how I then found out she was married to my brother, how I found out she kept a baby that wasn't hers, how I came up with the idea to kidnap another baby. That should remind the audience that ...that...that I'm dumber than dirt.::::::
Bwha!
Heh! Soaps now suck but their boards don't
Favorite excerpts from people's posts found while surfing various Soap Message Boards:
GH COMMENTS:
Today Emily to Nik: "You're my first love, my only love..." (Or something like that. Yelling "The fuck, you fucker?!" at my TV screen apparently hinders my ability to commit things to memory)
*
Felicia: "I hope they're [BitchN'Ass] halfway to Canada at this point." Shut the fuck up, Flea! Canada has done nothing to deserve that. Okay, there's Celine Dion but I think Canada has more than made up for it in other ways.
*
SPOILER: Jax is going to rebuild the Port Charles Hotel and name it after Courtney:: Huh?! Welcome to the Copkillah Hotel, ladies and gentlemen! Where the cops are bad, the mobsters are good, and the hair is blindingly white.
*************************************************************
DAYS COMMENTS:
Please tell me I am hearing things. How can one day last forever and the next month passes in an instant? Christmas is either gonna be one long night or it's already over and I just don't know which.
*
I figure that this show is the tv equivalent of a lobotomy.
*
Oh, for the love of Pete. (Or Jack, as the case may be.) One of Hope's sons is well over twenty years old, and a complete fucking jackass to boot. And the other one doesn't actually exist, as far as we can tell. I don't think it's exactly child abandonment to leave Chip Off the Old Asshole Block alone with his skeleton mother and invisible brother for a few weeks.
*
Why would they be searching in Downtown Europe and not the backwoods of Louisiana [where Georgia "died"] And...just...gahhh! Deep breaths. Deeeeeeeeeeeep breaths.
*
[sarcasm]Well, it's only Downtown Europe. It's not like they have a whole continent to search or anything.[/sarcasm]
***************************************************************
AMC COMMENTS:
Nomination for Quote of The Day. Ryan to Ethan(said in all seriousness): "You're not wanted here. Does that not translate from American to English?"
Excerpts from Lizzie's Summary of Wed's episode:
Ryan: Me Ryan. Me blame Kendell. Me blame Ethan. Me kill Ethan.
Ethan: I say, old bean, don't you think you're being a bit unreasonable? Those message board people aren't fond of you anyway and this isn't helping your case.
Ryan: What do you mean? They love me. Listen, you can hear them chanting "Ryan's our guy."
Ethan: Actually, I think they're chanting "Ryan must die."
[snip]
Jamie: Look at how James sleeps. You should do what he does. He thinks happy thoughts to make him sleepy. What would your happy thought be?
Babe: That's easy. It would be Bianca getting Miranda back. If I keep saying this and smile and look teary-eyed while sappy music plays in the background surely the audience will forget all the months I kept my best friend's baby for no good reason, don't you think?
Re: Flashback sequence:
Jamie:::::::I'm remembering how I met Babe on a beach and we went straight to a seedy motel and had sex, how I then found out she was married to my brother, how I found out she kept a baby that wasn't hers, how I came up with the idea to kidnap another baby. That should remind the audience that ...that...that I'm dumber than dirt.::::::
Bwha!
GH COMMENTS:
Today Emily to Nik: "You're my first love, my only love..." (Or something like that. Yelling "The fuck, you fucker?!" at my TV screen apparently hinders my ability to commit things to memory)
*
Felicia: "I hope they're [BitchN'Ass] halfway to Canada at this point." Shut the fuck up, Flea! Canada has done nothing to deserve that. Okay, there's Celine Dion but I think Canada has more than made up for it in other ways.
*
SPOILER: Jax is going to rebuild the Port Charles Hotel and name it after Courtney:: Huh?! Welcome to the Copkillah Hotel, ladies and gentlemen! Where the cops are bad, the mobsters are good, and the hair is blindingly white.
*************************************************************
DAYS COMMENTS:
Please tell me I am hearing things. How can one day last forever and the next month passes in an instant? Christmas is either gonna be one long night or it's already over and I just don't know which.
*
I figure that this show is the tv equivalent of a lobotomy.
*
Oh, for the love of Pete. (Or Jack, as the case may be.) One of Hope's sons is well over twenty years old, and a complete fucking jackass to boot. And the other one doesn't actually exist, as far as we can tell. I don't think it's exactly child abandonment to leave Chip Off the Old Asshole Block alone with his skeleton mother and invisible brother for a few weeks.
*
Why would they be searching in Downtown Europe and not the backwoods of Louisiana [where Georgia "died"] And...just...gahhh! Deep breaths. Deeeeeeeeeeeep breaths.
*
[sarcasm]Well, it's only Downtown Europe. It's not like they have a whole continent to search or anything.[/sarcasm]
***************************************************************
AMC COMMENTS:
Nomination for Quote of The Day. Ryan to Ethan(said in all seriousness): "You're not wanted here. Does that not translate from American to English?"
Excerpts from Lizzie's Summary of Wed's episode:
Ryan: Me Ryan. Me blame Kendell. Me blame Ethan. Me kill Ethan.
Ethan: I say, old bean, don't you think you're being a bit unreasonable? Those message board people aren't fond of you anyway and this isn't helping your case.
Ryan: What do you mean? They love me. Listen, you can hear them chanting "Ryan's our guy."
Ethan: Actually, I think they're chanting "Ryan must die."
[snip]
Jamie: Look at how James sleeps. You should do what he does. He thinks happy thoughts to make him sleepy. What would your happy thought be?
Babe: That's easy. It would be Bianca getting Miranda back. If I keep saying this and smile and look teary-eyed while sappy music plays in the background surely the audience will forget all the months I kept my best friend's baby for no good reason, don't you think?
Re: Flashback sequence:
Jamie:::::::I'm remembering how I met Babe on a beach and we went straight to a seedy motel and had sex, how I then found out she was married to my brother, how I found out she kept a baby that wasn't hers, how I came up with the idea to kidnap another baby. That should remind the audience that ...that...that I'm dumber than dirt.::::::
Bwha!
Heh! Soaps now suck but their boards don't
Favorite excerpts from people's posts found while surfing various Soap Message Boards:
GH COMMENTS:
Today Emily to Nik: "You're my first love, my only love..." (Or something like that. Yelling "The fuck, you fucker?!" at my TV screen apparently hinders my ability to commit things to memory)
*
Felicia: "I hope they're [BitchN'Ass] halfway to Canada at this point." Shut the fuck up, Flea! Canada has done nothing to deserve that. Okay, there's Celine Dion but I think Canada has more than made up for it in other ways.
*
SPOILER: Jax is going to rebuild the Port Charles Hotel and name it after Courtney:: Huh?! Welcome to the Copkillah Hotel, ladies and gentlemen! Where the cops are bad, the mobsters are good, and the hair is blindingly white.
*************************************************************
DAYS COMMENTS:
Please tell me I am hearing things. How can one day last forever and the next month passes in an instant? Christmas is either gonna be one long night or it's already over and I just don't know which.
*
I figure that this show is the tv equivalent of a lobotomy.
*
Oh, for the love of Pete. (Or Jack, as the case may be.) One of Hope's sons is well over twenty years old, and a complete fucking jackass to boot. And the other one doesn't actually exist, as far as we can tell. I don't think it's exactly child abandonment to leave Chip Off the Old Asshole Block alone with his skeleton mother and invisible brother for a few weeks.
*
Why would they be searching in Downtown Europe and not the backwoods of Louisiana [where Georgia "died"] And...just...gahhh! Deep breaths. Deeeeeeeeeeeep breaths.
*
[sarcasm]Well, it's only Downtown Europe. It's not like they have a whole continent to search or anything.[/sarcasm]
***************************************************************
AMC COMMENTS:
Nomination for Quote of The Day. Ryan to Ethan(said in all seriousness): "You're not wanted here. Does that not translate from American to English?"
Excerpts from Lizzie's Summary of Wed's episode:
Ryan: Me Ryan. Me blame Kendell. Me blame Ethan. Me kill Ethan.
Ethan: I say, old bean, don't you think you're being a bit unreasonable? Those message board people aren't fond of you anyway and this isn't helping your case.
Ryan: What do you mean? They love me. Listen, you can hear them chanting "Ryan's our guy."
Ethan: Actually, I think they're chanting "Ryan must die."
[snip]
Jamie: Look at how James sleeps. You should do what he does. He thinks happy thoughts to make him sleepy. What would your happy thought be?
Babe: That's easy. It would be Bianca getting Miranda back. If I keep saying this and smile and look teary-eyed while sappy music plays in the background surely the audience will forget all the months I kept my best friend's baby for no good reason, don't you think?
Re: Flashback sequence:
Jamie:::::::I'm remembering how I met Babe on a beach and we went straight to a seedy motel and had sex, how I then found out she was married to my brother, how I found out she kept a baby that wasn't hers, how I came up with the idea to kidnap another baby. That should remind the audience that ...that...that I'm dumber than dirt.::::::
Bwha!
GH COMMENTS:
Today Emily to Nik: "You're my first love, my only love..." (Or something like that. Yelling "The fuck, you fucker?!" at my TV screen apparently hinders my ability to commit things to memory)
*
Felicia: "I hope they're [BitchN'Ass] halfway to Canada at this point." Shut the fuck up, Flea! Canada has done nothing to deserve that. Okay, there's Celine Dion but I think Canada has more than made up for it in other ways.
*
SPOILER: Jax is going to rebuild the Port Charles Hotel and name it after Courtney:: Huh?! Welcome to the Copkillah Hotel, ladies and gentlemen! Where the cops are bad, the mobsters are good, and the hair is blindingly white.
*************************************************************
DAYS COMMENTS:
Please tell me I am hearing things. How can one day last forever and the next month passes in an instant? Christmas is either gonna be one long night or it's already over and I just don't know which.
*
I figure that this show is the tv equivalent of a lobotomy.
*
Oh, for the love of Pete. (Or Jack, as the case may be.) One of Hope's sons is well over twenty years old, and a complete fucking jackass to boot. And the other one doesn't actually exist, as far as we can tell. I don't think it's exactly child abandonment to leave Chip Off the Old Asshole Block alone with his skeleton mother and invisible brother for a few weeks.
*
Why would they be searching in Downtown Europe and not the backwoods of Louisiana [where Georgia "died"] And...just...gahhh! Deep breaths. Deeeeeeeeeeeep breaths.
*
[sarcasm]Well, it's only Downtown Europe. It's not like they have a whole continent to search or anything.[/sarcasm]
***************************************************************
AMC COMMENTS:
Nomination for Quote of The Day. Ryan to Ethan(said in all seriousness): "You're not wanted here. Does that not translate from American to English?"
Excerpts from Lizzie's Summary of Wed's episode:
Ryan: Me Ryan. Me blame Kendell. Me blame Ethan. Me kill Ethan.
Ethan: I say, old bean, don't you think you're being a bit unreasonable? Those message board people aren't fond of you anyway and this isn't helping your case.
Ryan: What do you mean? They love me. Listen, you can hear them chanting "Ryan's our guy."
Ethan: Actually, I think they're chanting "Ryan must die."
[snip]
Jamie: Look at how James sleeps. You should do what he does. He thinks happy thoughts to make him sleepy. What would your happy thought be?
Babe: That's easy. It would be Bianca getting Miranda back. If I keep saying this and smile and look teary-eyed while sappy music plays in the background surely the audience will forget all the months I kept my best friend's baby for no good reason, don't you think?
Re: Flashback sequence:
Jamie:::::::I'm remembering how I met Babe on a beach and we went straight to a seedy motel and had sex, how I then found out she was married to my brother, how I found out she kept a baby that wasn't hers, how I came up with the idea to kidnap another baby. That should remind the audience that ...that...that I'm dumber than dirt.::::::
Bwha!