Mar. 2nd, 2009

24

Mar. 2nd, 2009 08:46 pm
shipperx: (24: guns don't kill)
You know, real life politics may be insane, screwed up, and at times scary... but you can always trust 24's to be more insane, screwed-up, and scary. The world in the 24-verse must be a terrifying place. Lets see...

* Presidential candidate nearly assassinated.
* Same Presidential candidate, once becoming President was poisoned.
* Evil First Lady
* Next President -- blown up on Air Force One
* Ex-President assassinated
* Vice-President assumes Presidency
* First Lady -- drug addict and kind of insane(but awesome)
* Secretary of State, nearly assassinated
* Vice-President turned President... evil weasel who was part of the conspiracy to kill the last President.
* Los Angeles was nuked.
* First Lady stabbed evil, weasel deposed President
* Next President -- shot and left in vegetative coma
* Next Vice-President... Powers Booth. If he wasn't evil, he sure looked it.
* The 99% of the Counter Terrorist Unit is murdered.
* There are always evil moles in the FBI
* Next President... hostage
* Vice President... evil!

Y'know, 24 Presidents really, REALLY need a better vetting process when choosing Vice Presidents!

ETA: Oops! Apparently, John Voight isn't the Vice-President.

24

Mar. 2nd, 2009 08:46 pm
shipperx: (24: guns don't kill)
You know, real life politics may be insane, screwed up, and at times scary... but you can always trust 24's to be more insane, screwed-up, and scary. The world in the 24-verse must be a terrifying place. Lets see...

* Presidential candidate nearly assassinated.
* Same Presidential candidate, once becoming President was poisoned.
* Evil First Lady
* Next President -- blown up on Air Force One
* Ex-President assassinated
* Vice-President assumes Presidency
* First Lady -- drug addict and kind of insane(but awesome)
* Secretary of State, nearly assassinated
* Vice-President turned President... evil weasel who was part of the conspiracy to kill the last President.
* Los Angeles was nuked.
* First Lady stabbed evil, weasel deposed President
* Next President -- shot and left in vegetative coma
* Next Vice-President... Powers Booth. If he wasn't evil, he sure looked it.
* The 99% of the Counter Terrorist Unit is murdered.
* There are always evil moles in the FBI
* Next President... hostage
* Vice President... evil!

Y'know, 24 Presidents really, REALLY need a better vetting process when choosing Vice Presidents!

ETA: Oops! Apparently, John Voight isn't the Vice-President.

24

Mar. 2nd, 2009 08:46 pm
shipperx: (24: guns don't kill)
You know, real life politics may be insane, screwed up, and at times scary... but you can always trust 24's to be more insane, screwed-up, and scary. The world in the 24-verse must be a terrifying place. Lets see...

* Presidential candidate nearly assassinated.
* Same Presidential candidate, once becoming President was poisoned.
* Evil First Lady
* Next President -- blown up on Air Force One
* Ex-President assassinated
* Vice-President assumes Presidency
* First Lady -- drug addict and kind of insane(but awesome)
* Secretary of State, nearly assassinated
* Vice-President turned President... evil weasel who was part of the conspiracy to kill the last President.
* Los Angeles was nuked.
* First Lady stabbed evil, weasel deposed President
* Next President -- shot and left in vegetative coma
* Next Vice-President... Powers Booth. If he wasn't evil, he sure looked it.
* The 99% of the Counter Terrorist Unit is murdered.
* There are always evil moles in the FBI
* Next President... hostage
* Vice President... evil!

Y'know, 24 Presidents really, REALLY need a better vetting process when choosing Vice Presidents!

ETA: Oops! Apparently, John Voight isn't the Vice-President.

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