Jan. 23rd, 2014

shipperx: (Elizabeth and Dudley)

Still stuck with the sparkly pretty pink princess because I didn't bother to finish yesterday (and, yes, I realize that there is no rule that I must finish the book, except now I'm doing it for the pure meaness of waiting for the hero to (unjustly) call her a whore, because it is so, so, so very coming. And then I will high five myself for knowing that it was coming, that he really is that douche, and that she walked right into it by being a moron.

In discussing deconstruction of romance novel tropes with [livejournal.com profile] shadowkat67, I've begun wonder what an author such as Sherry Thomas would do with this (since her niche seems to be deconstructing genre tropes.)   I don't honestly know what Thomas would do with this one.  Something deeply angst-rific probably.  There could be a heck of a lot of work done with its repressed, spineless heroine and her love for a guy she has nothing in common with. But where Thomas would probably come up with something troubled and angsty, I'm more likely to lean towards [livejournal.com profile] rahirah's concept of unicorn goring (sounds like something where BtVS's Harmony would be involved).

Actually, though,  when thinking about it on the commute to work, I thought that the way to re-work this novel in a more entertaining way would be to tell the entire thing from the points of view of the lady's maid and the hero's valet.  They could recognize what compete imbeciles and douches their employers are and fun could be had.  In fact, I've had tangential ideas about that sort of thing from a couple of books.

From one set of books where there's clearly a cascade effect going on with its heroes (by that I mean that the hero of one novel is set up in the previous novel.  Usually by hinting at some brooding secret.) I also began thinking of the ways that some authors slip in sub-plots into their stories that are actually more involving than the main plot. In one of the Milan novels, there was a lovely subplot that had the heroine's sister fall in love with an law student from India during the timeframe of Victorian England.  I wondered whether this was a romance that Milan had wanted to tell but which she found it easier to sell to a publisher as a subplot rather than a main plot.  (The subplot pairing got their happy ending BTW).   And I remember another subplot pairing (in a 1980s book whose title I've long since forgotten and whose author I cannot even remember ) that's always been my standard bearer "the subplot romance is better than the main one" pairing.  It was a Civil War romance with an entirely forgetable hero and heroine {I seriously remember NOTHING about them!} with a subplot where the Southern hero had a half-brother who was a slave.  The bi-racial half-brother and his starcrossed love for the daughter of the plantation next door was an infinitely more involving story.  {They eventually ran away together to California, never to be heard of again but yearningly towards a happy ending).  I haven't seen the like of that story again.  Probably because it's more difficult to market...?  I've always wondered whether the author had felt compelled to couple that story with a more stereotypical pairing in order to get it published in the 1980s.  (Romances often have a conservative audience.  Don't believe it, read some of the Amazon reviews complaining about 'unclean' love scenes. Which considering some of the vampire love scenes I've read in fandom, is a phrase that sends my mind to an entirely different place than the complainers mean...}  Still, that sub-plot pairing worked because it didn't take unrealistic obstacles.  They had obstacles aplenty based in historical reality, which is what made the subplot a compelling story.

Anyway, back to the original thought of cascading brooding  secret-keeping Victorian heros, while I'm well aware of the existence of its very own genre, I'm actually waiting for the day when the baton pass in the relay to the next brooding secret-keeping hero in a mainstream romance is that he's gay. If the brother or best friend with a 'secret' turned out to be gay and in some star crossed love for some guy he didn't think he could have (but of course could and would) took place in the Victorian era with their having some hot young version of Professor Higgins/Colonel Pickering (sans Eliza Doolittle) or Sherlock Holmes/Doctor Watson  'confirmed bachelor' story where they were accepted as a loving pairing by the other pairings in the romance series (anachronistic?  Whatever.  Historical romances are virtually always anachronistic so go for it.  This romance cascade effect with a group of happy pairs is what happens in romance triologies and romance series) I think its time is coming.  Soaps have already gone there.   Can the romance industry get around to it any time soon? Contemporaries probably get away with it now.  So, come on, historicals.  It could totally work.  Fandom would do it (and probably has many, many times over).  Romance publishers will be a lagging indicator of change.   It'll probably happen in e-publishing first.  They tend to feel freer to take chances there.

Another tangential thought while reading was that it's really weird how we react to certain things.  In one of the Victorian novellas I read, the hero had gone abroad to mountain climb and that had taught him some life lessons.  One of the Amazon reviewers had complained about this aspect, about how he'd gone ten years doing something that shouldn't take that long and seemed self-indulgent.  And...well... it was perhaps odd subject matter, but I could see Sir Edmund Hillary-like adventurer thing.  I was intrigued.  Then again, I'm someone who enjoyed reading (well, was fascinated by reading)  Into Thin Air and Dark Summit, which chronicle two of the deadliest expeditions taken to Everest.  Those sorts of stories are compelling and awful and speak to the nature of people in a way that is stark (and often unflattering.)  Those people are hard core.

Of course the thing that's also jumbed out at me when reading the appendixes of books like Into Thin Air and Dark Summit (and watching several "I Shouldn't be Alive" Discovery channel things), is that that particular strain of adventurer frequently climbs until they kill themselves.  It's rather stunning when reading the updated appendix of those books to find that the survivors of those deadly expeditions not only went back to climbing, but many of them have since died on the mountains.  The ones who display common sense live to a ripe old age, almost appear to be a minority.

None of which had to do with the Victorian novel I was reading, but which did make my muse think... you know, I could see how the adventuring mountain climber could be a charismatic hero... and how it could be a real and compelling obstacle in a romance because the danger is real, and these mountain climbers seem to keep doing it until they kill themselves.  You know what might work?  If there was a romance pairing that this aspect became the big obstacle.  There would need to be a heroine who was both attracted and repelled by this.  You know, I always feel for those rangers who have to pull people off of El Capitan or
the helicopter pilots that have to fly into the death zones to pull idiots off of Everest.  And it would make a good place for the pairing to meet.  A pilot/ranger heroine.  A charismatic, adventuring hero.  His death wish hobby.  That could work as a comtemporary romance novel.

Alas, I've got the muse for this sort of thing, but I'm not the one to write it.  (Would totally read it though).

Rounding out the random thoughts, Nashville has a bazillion things wrong with it, but the Avery/Juliette pairing is not one of them. They've managed to build these two into quite the rootable ship.  She's this fiery star with a tragic past who is often her own worst enemy.  And they've slowly grown Avery into the man who BELIEVES in her.  When, after her music publisher, called her trailer trash of mediocre talent, and then Avery later found her drunk and told her that she was damned talented and that she would survive, then took her out so that they sang together incognito as players of street music....  Yep.  That worked.  I love a supportive guy. This pairing was nicely built.  They're still slow-burn, but they've definitely set up the elements to make me root for these two to at long last hook up.

Meme

Jan. 23rd, 2014 12:44 pm
shipperx: (OUAT Regina)
Gakked from [livejournal.com profile] molliemole

1. How old will you be in five years?
It'll be a double-digit anniversary of my 30th birthday. (I don't post my age).

2. Who did you spend at least two hours with today?
co-workers.  So mostly Peter, I guess, since we have parallel cubicles

3. How tall are you?
5'-10"

4. What do you look forward to most in the next six weeks?
Warmer weather!!

5. What's the last movie you saw?
Oblivion with Tom Cruise (it was...eh)

6. Who was the last person you called?
A structural engineer about going to a job site.

7. Who was the last person to call you?
A plumbing engineer about his not going to a job site.

8. What was the last text message you received?
A string of sobbing emoticons from my sister when Bama lost the Sugar Bowl

9. Who was the last person to leave you a voice mail?
Car salesman

10. Do you prefer to call or text?
call

11. What were you doing at 12am last night?
sleeping

12. Are your parents married/divorced?
Married. 56 years and counting.

13. When did you last see your mom?
When I dropped off my dog at her home this morning (she's Zoe's doggie daycare.)

14. What color are your eyes?
Blue-gray-green. Is that a color?

15. What time did you wake up today?
6:30 am

16. What are you wearing right now?
ivory corduroys, ivory racer-back camisole, blue hip-length Free People wrap-around sweater-jacket, green glass 'jewel' choker, gold stud earrings, and 4" heel dove-gray shooties (shoe/boot...-ies)   {Yeah, that effectively makes me 6'-2".  Whatever.  On the rare days when I wear ballet flats, aforementioned co-worker Peter has the surprised re-realization that he's actually taller than I am even if it doesn't feel that way most of the time.}

17. What is your favorite Christmas song?
Most Wonderful Time of the Year

18. Where is your favorite place to be?
beach

19. Where is your least favorite place to be?
under stress

20. Where would you go if you could go anywhere?
Santorini or Fiji

21. Where do you think you’ll be in 10 years?
If I'm lucky, not far removed from where I am now.

22. Do you tan or burn?
I usually break out into welts and burn.  I'm the pale sensitive skin type.

23. What did you fear was going to get you at night as a child?
snakes

24. What was the last thing that really made you laugh?
Ichabod Crane's flip phone rant on Sleepy Hollow

25. How many TVs do you have in your house?
4

25. How big is your bed?
Full {which is a double but smaller than queen-sized}  The story: I designed my bed in college and my dad {who was teaching cabinet making/wood working at that particular time} made it for me... by the wrong dimensions. It's long enough to be a queen but only wide enough for a full. So the mattress is a full. And since full size mattresses and sheets are cheaper anyway, I've never felt compelled to change it).

27. Do you have a laptop or desktop computer?
laptop at home. Desktop at work.

28. Do you sleep with or without clothes?
tank top and panties mostly

29. What color are your sheets?
Pair 1 - White cotton percale with spring green banding. Pair 2 - soft gray-blue cotton percale

30. How many pillows do you sleep with
Have 4. Sleep w/ 2

31. What is your favorite season?
Spring

33. What do you like about winter?
Christmas vacation.

34. What do you like about the summer?
Long days.

35. What do you like about spring?
The first blooms and all the green.

36. How many states/provinces have you lived in?
1 (I studied abroad in college, but have only ever lived in one state).

37. What cities/towns have you lived in?
Auburn, Monroeville, Birmingham (U.S.)  {though I did spend 4 months in London and 3+ months in Florence, Italy during college}

38. Do you prefer shoes, socks, or bare feet?
Yes?

39. Are you a social person?
Not particularly, no

40. What was the last thing you ate?
Conecuh sausage and collard greens.  Oh, and a hand full of black cherries.

41. What is your favorite restaurant?
Surin ( It's Thai.    Duck in red curry, yum!)

42. What is your favorite ice cream?
Talenti Gelato's  Southern Butter Pecan

43. What is your favorite dessert?
Yes, please?
I have a terrible sweet tooth. Almost all of them.

44. What is your favorite kind of soup?
Pacific Roasted Red Pepper Tomato

45. What kind of jelly do you like on your PB & J sandwich?
Apple

(Though if you want a freaky but shockingly tasty weird combo. Try: marmalade, siracha, basil, and peanut butter (pan grilled). Yes, all of it. I know. I know it's BIZARRE. But I got it from some gourmet specialty PB&J place and as bizarre as it sounds... it's really good!)

46. Do you like Chinese food?
Yep.

47. Do you like coffee?
Addicted to the stuff

48. How many glasses of water a day do you drink on average?
2+

49. What do you drink in the morning?
Coffee, then coffee again, then probably one more coffee (Keurig K-Cups mostly on week days. Usually "Donut House", "Gevalia," or "Tully's House Blend" depending on which was on sale when I last went to the store.

50. Do you sleep on a certain side of the bed?
Not really

51. Do you know how to play poker?
Yes, though not well.

52. Have you ever been to Canada?
Three times. Lake Louise, Banff, and Whistler

53. Do you have an addictive personality?
Not as it's usually meant, but I do have a way of getting REALLY INVOLVED with things

54. Do you eat out or at home more often?
Home  (or taking lunch FROM home)

55. Do you know anyone with the same birthday as you?
I have two LJ pals who do

56. Do you want kids?
That's almost certainly never going to happen.

57. Do you speak any other languages?
I used to have a very small smattering of Italian (from study abroad days). It's long since faded from memory.

58. Have you ever gotten stitches?
Nope

59. Have you ever ridden in an ambulance?
Nope

60. Do you prefer an ocean or a pool?
Pool. I was traumatized by seeing Jaws as a child.

61. Do you prefer a window seat or an aisle seat?
I'm 5'-10."    No question -- aisle.

65. Do you know how to drive stick?
Nope.

66. What is your favorite thing to spend money on?
Plants or clothes

67. Do you wear any jewelry 24/7?
24/7? No. I don't wear any to bed. I wear earrings and a watch most of the time though

68. What is your favorite TV show?
Cyclical. Lots of faves.  Changes regularly.  It's obvious from the LJ.

69. Can you roll your tongue?
Yes

70. Who is the funniest person you know?
...?

71. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?
I have a real live one (real live animal has taken to bringing stuffed animals to bed though, so I guess now I do by proxy)

72. What is the main ring tone on your phone?
"Stairway"...?  I don't know, beats me.

73. Do you still have clothes from when you were little?
My mom has kept a few

74. What red object is closest to you right now?
red markers and the Alabama Crimson Tide logo on my water tumbler

75. Do you turn off the water while you brush your teeth?
No

76. Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
Used to be open.  Since acquisition of puppy (who likes to eat shoe soles)  closed.

77. Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
Bees.

78. Do you flirt a lot?
No

79. What do you dip a chicken nugget in?
Honey mustard

80. What is your favorite food?
chocolate

81. Can you change the oil on a car?
Nope

82. Have you ever gotten a speeding ticket?
Three.

83. Have you ever run out of gas?
No.

84. What is your usual bed time?
11:30pm +/-

85. What was the last book you read?
Other than the sparkly pink princess monstrosity (Husband Trap.  Ugh).   Luckiest Lady in London by Sherry Thomas

86. Do you read the newspaper?
Online.

87. Do you have any magazine subscriptions?
Architect, Veranda,  and Southern Living

89. Do you watch soap operas?
Used to.  Still keep up with the boards occasionally.

90. Do you dance in the car?
Dance?   No.  Sing, though.

91. What radio station did you last listen to?
Jox 94.5 Sports Talk

92. Who is in the picture frame closest to you?
If you're talking about my desk... panoramic shot of the Spanish Steps in Rome (sans people.  I wonder when in the hell they could've taken the shot). At bedside at home, though, a triptych of Zoe (Dog) , Carly (late cat), and my people family

93. What was the last note you scribbled on a piece of paper?
"Rick @ 1pm,  water fountains in cafe -- 1, not ADA,  new property line Sain or Gonzales?  Aerial of park - identify structures to relocate + walking path"

94. What is your favorite candle scent?
Lavender.

95. What is your favorite board game?
...?

96. When was the last time you attended church?
Niece's christening (she recently turned 18)

97. Who was your favorite teacher in high school?
Mr Johnson, AP Biology

98. What is the longest you have ever camped out in a tent?
5 days

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