Hee!
No plans to go to see it, but I did giggle just a bit at some of the quotes from the reviews of "300: Rise of an Empire":
“... it was probably Herodotus who first posed a question that would ring out across the ages, unanswered till now: Wouldn’t Eva Green look awesome kissing the severed head of an insolent captive?” New York Times
"...Themistokles’ troops may not be trained. They’re ‘a bunch of farmers . . . and poets and sculptors.’ But it’s obvious they haven’t let their gym memberships lapse..." Philadelphia Inquirer
“... it was probably Herodotus who first posed a question that would ring out across the ages, unanswered till now: Wouldn’t Eva Green look awesome kissing the severed head of an insolent captive?” New York Times
"...Themistokles’ troops may not be trained. They’re ‘a bunch of farmers . . . and poets and sculptors.’ But it’s obvious they haven’t let their gym memberships lapse..." Philadelphia Inquirer