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shipperxWatching the Olympic Alpine Skiing. Damn. Those conditions clearly suck. Ice and slush and horrifying, death defying crashes. A bunch of death defying crashes. And Vonn was beyond thrilled to have won. Yay, her. It's hard to resist sobbing tears of joy. :)
Also, Relay Speed Skating? Freaky looking!
And, Dude, in snowboard half-pipe Shaun White's two runs were awesome!
And EW has posted quotable quotes from Season 1 of Modern Family.
Cam: ''Mitchell's mother has a problem with me. Last Christmas for example, she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer. So to recap, I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings, and she gave me a hint."
Jay: ''I had a buddy, went to Woodstock, believed he could fly. It didn't end great. It's why hotel windows don't open anymore.''
Jay: ''When I heard Manny wanted to fence, I thought sure — uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon. How could this go wrong?''
Phil: ''I am brave. Roller coasters? I love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters like seven times. And I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah, I'm pretty much not afraid of anything... except clowns. Never shared that with the fam, so shhh! I have an image to maintain. (Beat) I'm not sure where the fear comes from. My mother said that it's because when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods. But who knows.''
Phil: ''That was hardly porn; it was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.''
Also, Relay Speed Skating? Freaky looking!
And, Dude, in snowboard half-pipe Shaun White's two runs were awesome!
And EW has posted quotable quotes from Season 1 of Modern Family.
Cam: ''Mitchell's mother has a problem with me. Last Christmas for example, she gave me a piece of exercise equipment and a lettuce dryer. So to recap, I gave her a gorgeous pair of diamond earrings, and she gave me a hint."
Jay: ''I had a buddy, went to Woodstock, believed he could fly. It didn't end great. It's why hotel windows don't open anymore.''
Jay: ''When I heard Manny wanted to fence, I thought sure — uncoordinated kid, lethal weapon. How could this go wrong?''
Phil: ''I am brave. Roller coasters? I love 'em. Scary movies? I've seen Ghostbusters like seven times. And I regularly drive through neighborhoods that have only recently been gentrified. So yeah, I'm pretty much not afraid of anything... except clowns. Never shared that with the fam, so shhh! I have an image to maintain. (Beat) I'm not sure where the fear comes from. My mother said that it's because when I was a kid I found a dead clown in the woods. But who knows.''
Phil: ''That was hardly porn; it was a topless woman on a tractor. You know what they call that in Europe? A cereal commercial.''
