Raising Hope
Mar. 15th, 2011 09:56 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shipperxThe world at large seems to be working towards falling apart. So... Humor.
From Tonight's "Raising Hope":
:)
From Tonight's "Raising Hope":
Virginia: Dr. Sam says that in 2012 the planets are going to align and knock out the power grid and then you'll need a gun because the angry hordes will be riding in the streets.
Jimmy: Why are the whores angry?
Burt: Yeah, if the power is out, the whore business probably skyrockets.
(Jimmy nods)
Virginia: You can scoff all you want, but we're talking about ancient wisdom here. The Mayan calendar only goes up to the year 2012.
Burt: Yeah, well, my 'Hot Girls on Snow Mobiles" calendar only goes up to December. Does that mean the world's going to end? Nooo. It just means my "Hot Girls on Tractors" calendar is on its way.
:)
