Well, duh! Why do you think all those malls cover themselves in red and green from November through January? They're using Satanic mind control colors to convince you to buy stuff and stick it under a (gasp!) GREEN tree!
Jee, I guess that makes me Satan's minion 'cause green is my favorite color. And the whole article makes me "sigh" because I once had an extremely long discussion (well the patron "discussed" and I just stood there) about how we should remove all the Rowling books from the building because she was an acknowledge practioner of Satanism. At the end of our "exchange" I believe I said something like "Thank you for your opinions" and she snapped "They're not opinions, they are facts".
I think someone on Fandom_Wank had a great response to such "facts":
Actually I believe this has come from a favourite source for many fringe researchers and scholars that find themselves chastised, mocked and ignored for their attempts to uncover the deeply hidden truth.
Formerly the source is called the Abstruse Receptacle of Secret Exactitudes but it is more commonly referred to by its acronym.
Dedicated scholars have 'pulled' many frightening facts that prove any number of terrifying events out of this receptable .
Public record will tell you that Adolf Hitter [Wonder if Hitter is kin to Hitler] became demon possessed right in front of his friend after coming out of a Wagner's concert;
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Date: 2006-03-16 07:22 pm (UTC)It went from funny to scary, really, really fast.
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Date: 2006-03-16 07:57 pm (UTC)Originally, I believed it possible that she might be using colors which were Mind Control triggers.
How dare you! *snicker* *sporfle* *bwha!*
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Date: 2006-03-16 10:08 pm (UTC)Learn something everyday.
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Date: 2006-03-16 10:45 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-16 08:04 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-17 04:13 am (UTC)Actually I believe this has come from a favourite source for many fringe researchers and scholars that find themselves chastised, mocked and ignored for their attempts to uncover the deeply hidden truth.
Formerly the source is called the Abstruse Receptacle of Secret Exactitudes but it is more commonly referred to by its acronym.
Dedicated scholars have 'pulled' many frightening facts that prove any number of terrifying events out of this receptable .
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Date: 2006-03-17 01:51 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2006-03-17 02:13 am (UTC)Public record will tell you that Adolf Hitter [Wonder if Hitter is kin to Hitler] became demon possessed right in front of his friend after coming out of a Wagner's concert;
Public record tells you this? Really?