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Materialistic Pig-Dog meme.
Do you have...
Your own cell phone:
Yes.
A television in your bedroom:
Yes.
An iPod: No. A FauxPod (iRiver)
A photo printer: Nope. (And my regular printer is so old I actually cannot connect it to my laptop)
Your own phone line:
I live by myself so... yeah, by default
TiVo or a generic digital video recorder:
Yes
High-speed internet access:
Yes.
A surround sound system in bedroom:
No.
DVD player in bedroom:
No
At least a hundred DVDs:
No
A child-free bathroom:
I have no children so, yes, child free bathrooms.
Your own in-house office:
Yes.
A pool:
No.
A guest house:
No.
A game room:
No.
A queen-size bed or larger:
No (a full. Yeah, I know... but my Dad hand made my bed, screwed up the measurements and a queen won't fit)
A stocked bar:
Yes
A working dishwasher:
Yes
An icemaker:
Yes
A working washer and dryer:
Yes
More than 20 pairs of shoes: Dunno. Haven't counted, but at a guess... I'm sure it's more than 20
At least ten things from a designer store: Dunno. Probably. That is, if designer departments in Macy's or Parisian's count
Expensive sunglasses: Nope. I go for "on sale at Macy's" sunglasses
Framed original art, not lithographs or prints:
Yes (but it wasn't expensive art).
A gym membership:
After three years without actually going, I cancelled it.
Large exercise equipment at home:
No.
Your own set of golf clubs:
For what?
A pool table:
No.
A tennis court:
No.
Local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea:
No.
Your own pair of skis:
Nope. Haven't been skiing in at least three years, but even then, I wasn't good enough to bother to do anything but rent.
Enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area:
No.
A boat:
No.
jet ski:
No.
A neighborhood committee membership:
I think it came with the house.
A beach house or a vacation house/cabin:
No. My sister and B.I.L. have one though, and I'm allowed to use it.
Wealthy family members:
Yes.
A walk-in closet or pantry:
No
A yard:
Yes.
A hammock:
No.
A personal trainer:
*snorfle* HELL NO.
Expensive jewelry:
Yes (tennis bracelet I was given for college graduation).
A designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get:
What? Like a Hermes Berkin Bag? Are you kidding?
At least $100 cash in your possession right now:
In the bank or in my purse? Bank? Yes. Purse, no.
More than two credit cards bearing your name:
Yes.
Good credit:
Yes
A stock portfolio:
Mutual funds
A passport:
Yes.
A horse:
No. (Did when I was twelve, though)
A trust fund:
*snorfle* HELL NO
Private medical insurance:
What? Insurance through my job.
A college degree, and no outstanding student loans:
Yes to both.
Do you...
Shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week:
Weekly? No
Do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores:
Yes. The Fresh Market rules
Pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning):
Yes
Go on weekend mini-vacations:
No. Well... very rarely
Send dinners back with every flaw:
No. It would have to be pretty bad for me to send it back.
Wear perfume or cologne:
Yes (Oscar de la Renta and Burberry... and I want Burberry Brit)
Regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon:
Regularly? No. In fact I'm way, way, way overdue. My hair is now at least 4" too long right now.
Have a job but don't need the money:
Is that a joke?
Stay at home with little financial sacrifice:
No
Pay someone else to cook your meals:
Like driving through Roly-Poly on the way home or picking up a salad at Panera Bread? If you mean having a cook though... are you joking?
Pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs:
No children. No dogs. Cat takes care of herself.
Regularly pay someone else to drive you:
No
Expect a gift after you fight with your partner:
Huh?
An only child:
No.
Married/partnered to a wealthy person:
No
Baffled/surprised when you don't get your way:
No.
Have you...
Been on a cruise:
Yes. High School Senior Trip
Traveled out of the country:
Yes.
Met a celebrity:
Yes.
Been to the Caribbean:
See Cruise above
Been to Europe:
Yes.
Been to Hawaii:
Yes.
Been to New York:
No
Eaten at the space needle in Seattle:
Yes (er... that is had an ice cream sandwich below it)
Been to the Mall of America:
No
Been on the Eiffel tower in Paris:
Yes
Been on the Statue of Liberty in New York:
No
Moved more than three times because you wanted to:
Do college apartments count?
Dined with local political figures:
Yes (Look, I'm an Architect. I design schools. This is inevitable. )
Been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast:
Yes.
Did you...
Go to another country for your honeymoon: What honeymoon?
Hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party:
What wedding?
Take riding or swimming lessons as a child:
Swimming, yes. Riding, I just learned trial and error (and bruises, and scar on my elbow)
Have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you:
Yes. It was a surprise party.
queenofattoliaMaterialistic Pig-Dog meme.
Do you have...
Your own cell phone:
Yes.
A television in your bedroom:
Yes.
An iPod: No. A FauxPod (iRiver)
A photo printer: Nope. (And my regular printer is so old I actually cannot connect it to my laptop)
Your own phone line:
I live by myself so... yeah, by default
TiVo or a generic digital video recorder:
Yes
High-speed internet access:
Yes.
A surround sound system in bedroom:
No.
DVD player in bedroom:
No
At least a hundred DVDs:
No
A child-free bathroom:
I have no children so, yes, child free bathrooms.
Your own in-house office:
Yes.
A pool:
No.
A guest house:
No.
A game room:
No.
A queen-size bed or larger:
No (a full. Yeah, I know... but my Dad hand made my bed, screwed up the measurements and a queen won't fit)
A stocked bar:
Yes
A working dishwasher:
Yes
An icemaker:
Yes
A working washer and dryer:
Yes
More than 20 pairs of shoes: Dunno. Haven't counted, but at a guess... I'm sure it's more than 20
At least ten things from a designer store: Dunno. Probably. That is, if designer departments in Macy's or Parisian's count
Expensive sunglasses: Nope. I go for "on sale at Macy's" sunglasses
Framed original art, not lithographs or prints:
Yes (but it wasn't expensive art).
A gym membership:
After three years without actually going, I cancelled it.
Large exercise equipment at home:
No.
Your own set of golf clubs:
For what?
A pool table:
No.
A tennis court:
No.
Local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea:
No.
Your own pair of skis:
Nope. Haven't been skiing in at least three years, but even then, I wasn't good enough to bother to do anything but rent.
Enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area:
No.
A boat:
No.
jet ski:
No.
A neighborhood committee membership:
I think it came with the house.
A beach house or a vacation house/cabin:
No. My sister and B.I.L. have one though, and I'm allowed to use it.
Wealthy family members:
Yes.
A walk-in closet or pantry:
No
A yard:
Yes.
A hammock:
No.
A personal trainer:
*snorfle* HELL NO.
Expensive jewelry:
Yes (tennis bracelet I was given for college graduation).
A designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get:
What? Like a Hermes Berkin Bag? Are you kidding?
At least $100 cash in your possession right now:
In the bank or in my purse? Bank? Yes. Purse, no.
More than two credit cards bearing your name:
Yes.
Good credit:
Yes
A stock portfolio:
Mutual funds
A passport:
Yes.
A horse:
No. (Did when I was twelve, though)
A trust fund:
*snorfle* HELL NO
Private medical insurance:
What? Insurance through my job.
A college degree, and no outstanding student loans:
Yes to both.
Do you...
Shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week:
Weekly? No
Do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores:
Yes. The Fresh Market rules
Pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning):
Yes
Go on weekend mini-vacations:
No. Well... very rarely
Send dinners back with every flaw:
No. It would have to be pretty bad for me to send it back.
Wear perfume or cologne:
Yes (Oscar de la Renta and Burberry... and I want Burberry Brit)
Regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon:
Regularly? No. In fact I'm way, way, way overdue. My hair is now at least 4" too long right now.
Have a job but don't need the money:
Is that a joke?
Stay at home with little financial sacrifice:
No
Pay someone else to cook your meals:
Like driving through Roly-Poly on the way home or picking up a salad at Panera Bread? If you mean having a cook though... are you joking?
Pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs:
No children. No dogs. Cat takes care of herself.
Regularly pay someone else to drive you:
No
Expect a gift after you fight with your partner:
Huh?
An only child:
No.
Married/partnered to a wealthy person:
No
Baffled/surprised when you don't get your way:
No.
Have you...
Been on a cruise:
Yes. High School Senior Trip
Traveled out of the country:
Yes.
Met a celebrity:
Yes.
Been to the Caribbean:
See Cruise above
Been to Europe:
Yes.
Been to Hawaii:
Yes.
Been to New York:
No
Eaten at the space needle in Seattle:
Yes (er... that is had an ice cream sandwich below it)
Been to the Mall of America:
No
Been on the Eiffel tower in Paris:
Yes
Been on the Statue of Liberty in New York:
No
Moved more than three times because you wanted to:
Do college apartments count?
Dined with local political figures:
Yes (Look, I'm an Architect. I design schools. This is inevitable. )
Been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast:
Yes.
Did you...
Go to another country for your honeymoon: What honeymoon?
Hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party:
What wedding?
Take riding or swimming lessons as a child:
Swimming, yes. Riding, I just learned trial and error (and bruises, and scar on my elbow)
Have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you:
Yes. It was a surprise party.
