Meme

[shipperx]

Meme gakked from queenofattolia


Materialistic Pig-Dog meme.

Do you have...

Your own cell phone:
Yes.

A television in your bedroom:
Yes.

An iPod: No. A FauxPod (iRiver)

A photo printer: Nope. (And my regular printer is so old I actually cannot connect it to my laptop)

Your own phone line:
I live by myself so... yeah, by default

TiVo or a generic digital video recorder:
Yes

High-speed internet access:
Yes.

A surround sound system in bedroom:
No.

DVD player in bedroom:
No

At least a hundred DVDs:
No

A child-free bathroom:
I have no children so, yes, child free bathrooms.

Your own in-house office:
Yes.

A pool:
No.

A guest house:
No.

A game room:
No.

A queen-size bed or larger:
No (a full. Yeah, I know... but my Dad hand made my bed, screwed up the measurements and a queen won't fit)

A stocked bar:
Yes

A working dishwasher:
Yes

An icemaker:
Yes

A working washer and dryer:
Yes

More than 20 pairs of shoes: Dunno. Haven't counted, but at a guess... I'm sure it's more than 20

At least ten things from a designer store: Dunno. Probably. That is, if designer departments in Macy's or Parisian's count

Expensive sunglasses: Nope. I go for "on sale at Macy's" sunglasses

Framed original art, not lithographs or prints:
Yes (but it wasn't expensive art).

A gym membership:
After three years without actually going, I cancelled it.

Large exercise equipment at home:
No.

Your own set of golf clubs:
For what?

A pool table:
No.

A tennis court:
No.

Local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea:
No.

Your own pair of skis:
Nope. Haven't been skiing in at least three years, but even then, I wasn't good enough to bother to do anything but rent.

Enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area:
No.

A boat:
No.

jet ski:
No.

A neighborhood committee membership:
I think it came with the house.

A beach house or a vacation house/cabin:
No. My sister and B.I.L. have one though, and I'm allowed to use it.

Wealthy family members:
Yes.

A walk-in closet or pantry:
No

A yard:
Yes.

A hammock:
No.

A personal trainer:
*snorfle* HELL NO.

Expensive jewelry:
Yes (tennis bracelet I was given for college graduation).

A designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get:
What? Like a Hermes Berkin Bag? Are you kidding?

At least $100 cash in your possession right now:
In the bank or in my purse? Bank? Yes. Purse, no.

More than two credit cards bearing your name:
Yes.

Good credit:
Yes

A stock portfolio:
Mutual funds

A passport:
Yes.

A horse:
No. (Did when I was twelve, though)

A trust fund:
*snorfle* HELL NO

Private medical insurance:
What? Insurance through my job.

A college degree, and no outstanding student loans:
Yes to both.


Do you...

Shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week:
Weekly? No

Do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores:
Yes. The Fresh Market rules

Pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning):
Yes

Go on weekend mini-vacations:
No. Well... very rarely

Send dinners back with every flaw:
No. It would have to be pretty bad for me to send it back.

Wear perfume or cologne:
Yes (Oscar de la Renta and Burberry... and I want Burberry Brit)

Regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon:
Regularly? No. In fact I'm way, way, way overdue. My hair is now at least 4" too long right now.

Have a job but don't need the money:
Is that a joke?

Stay at home with little financial sacrifice:
No

Pay someone else to cook your meals:
Like driving through Roly-Poly on the way home or picking up a salad at Panera Bread? If you mean having a cook though... are you joking?

Pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs:
No children. No dogs. Cat takes care of herself.

Regularly pay someone else to drive you:
No

Expect a gift after you fight with your partner:
Huh?

An only child:
No.

Married/partnered to a wealthy person:
No

Baffled/surprised when you don't get your way:
No.




Have you...

Been on a cruise:
Yes. High School Senior Trip

Traveled out of the country:
Yes.

Met a celebrity:
Yes.

Been to the Caribbean:
See Cruise above

Been to Europe:
Yes.

Been to Hawaii:
Yes.

Been to New York:
No

Eaten at the space needle in Seattle:
Yes (er... that is had an ice cream sandwich below it)

Been to the Mall of America:
No

Been on the Eiffel tower in Paris:
Yes

Been on the Statue of Liberty in New York:
No

Moved more than three times because you wanted to:
Do college apartments count?

Dined with local political figures:
Yes (Look, I'm an Architect. I design schools. This is inevitable. )

Been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast:
Yes.



Did you...
Go to another country for your honeymoon: What honeymoon?

Hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party:
What wedding?

Take riding or swimming lessons as a child:
Swimming, yes. Riding, I just learned trial and error (and bruises, and scar on my elbow)

Have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you:
Yes. It was a surprise party.

Comments

[queenofattolia.livejournal.com]

A beach house or a vacation house/cabin:
No. My sister and B.I.L. have one though, and I'm allowed to use it.

Lucky! And lucky to have a housecleaner. ::longs for someone to clean my cruddy old house::

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Oh, I'm definitely lucky to have Cora clean the house and do the laundry one morning a week (actually, I realize she doesn't even stay the morning. Usually she's only here for only about an hour and a half.) My own housekeeping skills SUCK, and she's a godsend. Worth every penny.

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

I adore your icon! And I didn't know you used to have a horse.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Two, actually. One died (poor thing). The other threw me off when I was fourteen, then it proceeded to ruin the golf course at the country club and refused to be caught for a day and a half. My parents were so pissed off with it after that that they immediately sold it when we got it back.