Dude! I'm Crying!

[shipperx]

You know, if you've been around the internet for a while, you think that you've seen it all.

You would be wrong.

Laugh worthy/kill-your-soul-a-little wank over on otf_wank (the Draco manip in the comments had me speechless and crying with horrified laughter   

* Do not say that you haven't been WARNED!

Comments

[dreamkeeper77.livejournal.com]

Oh. My. God. That is just...there are NO words. Wow!

[rahirah]

Oh, man, I saw that! There is always more down.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Yeah. It sort of blows your mind... fries the circuits... and leaves you curled in a fetal position crying in the corner.

Or laughint your butt off... then realizing it's for real... then blows your mind, fries your circuits, and leaves you crying in the corner.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Yeah, you just find your mouth hanging open and --- whuh???!

And the thing is, he talks about his "wife" as though she is human and as if "Oh, she's okay with my seeing other people" (BTW further in the comments, it seems that those others aren't PEOPLE either.) like she has the mental faculties to think of things greater than "Got a carrot?"


And the Draco photo manip had me in gales of uncontrolled laughter. That's just a world of wrong.

[rahirah]

What freaks me out is the human girlfriend who defends him. Gah.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Oh man, factoring out all the wrong bits in this wank would only lead to brain implosion.

There's the fact that she's defending him.

There's the fact that she appears to be okay with being "wife2"...as in less important than the HORSE!

There's the fact that apparently she "officiated" his wedding to said HORSE!

There's the fact that these freaks run a horse sanctuary! (oh, dear god, the poor horsies!)

There's just so much wrong in this one that it blows your mind (and the fact that they speak of it as if it's positively inconsquential that his "soul mate" "romantic partner for life" the one who is "okay" with his being with multiple "people" is a HORSE) makes it even more WTF.

I don't even have words.

Guh, indeed.

Poor horsie.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Oh, and the cherry on the WTF Sunday has to be that "wife1" is apparently pregnant... and he seems to seriously believes it's...uh...his!!!

!(@*&#(*!&@(#*!^$*#&%R^!!!!

[dreamkeeper77.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHA! Sorry, I just keep thinking how the horse said "I do". Did she stomp her hoof 3 times? Or go "Naaaaay! Pwtttwttw!' (<--you know how they do)?

[oneloveonelight.livejournal.com]

I'm sorry, I had to laugh at your description... HEE-HEE!!!

I have actually heard of this. I even saw a TV show once where a guy was crying because his dog died and he was like, "No, you don't understand. I didn't just love her, she was my LOVE. We were IN LOVE." So his dog was his girlfriend and... yeah.

Umm... you know... yeah, I don't really have any words. Hee-hee!

[msclawdia.livejournal.com]

Yeah.... I... sweet jeezum crow! I know you warned us, but damn woman.