Both admirable and hilarious

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From the AP:

Man Breaks Into Home Over Porn Screams

AP

OCONOMOWOC, Wis. (Feb. 21) - A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

"Now I feel stupid," said James Van Iveren, who has been charged in the case. "This really is nothing, nothing but a mistake."

According to a criminal complaint, the neighbor told police that Van Iveren pounded on the door and kicked it open without warning Feb. 12, damaging the frame and lock.

"Where is she?" Van Iveren demanded, thrusting the sword at the neighbor, the complaint said. "Where is she?" 

The neighbor told police Van Iveren became increasingly aggressive as he repeated the question, insisting that he had heard a woman being raped. The complaint said that, with the sword pointed at him, the neighbor led Van Iveren throughout the apartment, opening closet doors to prove he was alone.

The neighbor later played for police the part of the DVD he believed Van Iveren heard downstairs. 

Van Iveren said Tuesday that he heard a woman "screaming for help," grabbed the sword, bounded up the stairs, kicked in the apartment door and confronted the man who lived there.

Van Iveren, 39, of Oconomowoc, was charged with criminal trespass, criminal damage and disorderly conduct, all while using a dangerous weapon, and is due in court March 5.

Comments

[frelling-tralk.livejournal.com]

Eww, that makes me wonder what sort of porn the neighbour was watching :/

[bubonicplague.livejournal.com]

Hahaha. I hope that guy has to do nothing more than pay for the property damage, truly.

[the-nites-gurl.livejournal.com]

Huh.

Admirable IMO. I guess maybe he should have to pay for the door, but I suppose if he "kicked it in", it shouldn't be that expensive lol. Surely, he won't get anything worse than that!!

[kellyhk.livejournal.com]

Only in my dipshit state.

Lovely :/

[xionin.livejournal.com]

i hope this won't stop him from coming to the rescue of a real victim, should the occasion arise. it's rare when someone cares enough to act, these days.