Awesome

[shipperx]

Who do I beg, plead, or bribe to write a Spike/Angel/Twillight crossover fic where Spike and Angel mock twinkle Edward (his honeymoon and his MiracleGro child) endlessly? Please?

PLEASE!

Read cleolinda's summary of the last book and tell me that this book doesn't demand Spike/Angel snarkage?

Comments

HELL YES

[katelennon.livejournal.com]

In fact, I demand this. IMMEDIATELY if not sooner. Ever since I was sadly informed of this travesty, I have ACHED for some enterprising fanfic writer to skewer this crap.

Sparkly Vampires. SPARKLY VAMPIRES. It's just not right. I would prefer no-soul'd Spangel whoompage, but I'll take the snark, with a small amount of whumping, please.

[msclawdia.livejournal.com]

I have had absolutely no desire to read this stuff. Isn't it rather aimed at the 13ish set? I would hope so if the vampires sparkle, for heaven's sake. But I couldn't resist skimming the summary you linked to. And, yeah, this is just begging to be ripped apart by some very clever fanficcer.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

have had absolutely no desire to read this stuff. Isn't it rather aimed at the 13ish set?

Oh God, I hope not given the summary of the final book included the female lead waking up with bruises after her wedding night, having her child kill her while giving birth (after breaking her pelvis and spine) with hubby and/or baby (not sure which) literally biting its way out of her, later she's turned into a super-sparkly vampire and seems to spend an inordinate time sexing up her "God-like" hundred year old teenaged hubby somewhere left of screen. While her werewolf ex falls madly in love (yes, in that way) with her child.

(Although, to be fair, it's probably not worse than what I was reading when I was thirteen. It's just the thought of my 12 year old neice reading this gives me the heebee jeebees. )

Okay, the falling for toddlers thing is totally worse than what I read at thirteen.

[st_salieri.livejournal.com]

OMG. I think I want to do this!

::sparkles::

[rowanswhimsy.livejournal.com]

Is it just me, or does the latest book seem so much worse than the prior books? I was rather horrified when I read the summary the other day.

[cy-girl.livejournal.com]

Oh, hell yeah! Of course, Spike will have to call Edward "poncy."

The re-cap is hilarious.

[msclawdia.livejournal.com]

Be that as it may, I'm fairly certain this stuff is shelved with the other 'Young Adult' stuff at my local Barnes and Noble. I pass the display shelf on the way to the kids' section with my toddler.

Yeah, I read some real rot at 13 myself.

[swsa.livejournal.com]

Even worse than the sparkling, the guy is a 107-year old virgin who just keeps repeating high school. Voluntarily. There can't be enough mocking.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Do it! Do it! DOOOOOOOOOO ITTTTT!!!!!!111!1!!!!

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

It sounds like crack!fic is what it sounds like. 100% pure crack!fic. :)

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Dude, Spike would be on the floor laughing his guts out at the 100+ years of chastity... and Angel would get all offended. >:)

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

I know! I mean, who in the hell would voluntarily continue repeating high school?!

Angel might stalk high school students, but you'd never catch him in AP Biology!