Buffy Meme
Sep. 17th, 2008 11:44 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shipperxI miss my old show. When you see this, post a Buffy quote in your LJ.
Buffy: What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch.
Buffy: Out for a walk. At night. By my house. No one has time for this, William.
Spike: On your merry way, then! (beat) You know, contrary to one's self-involved world-view, your house happens to be directly between parts and... and other parts of town. And I would pass by in the day, but I feel I'm outgrowing my whole "burst into flame" phase.
Buffy: Fine. Keep going. I cut you a break.
Spike: Let me guess. You won't kill me? Woohoo. The whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. How stunningly original... I'm just passing through. Satisfied? I really hope so because, God knows, you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard. And I never really liked you anyway and... and... you have stupid hair.
Buffy: What are you doing here? Five words or less.
Spike: Out. For. A. Walk... Bitch.
Buffy: Out for a walk. At night. By my house. No one has time for this, William.
Spike: On your merry way, then! (beat) You know, contrary to one's self-involved world-view, your house happens to be directly between parts and... and other parts of town. And I would pass by in the day, but I feel I'm outgrowing my whole "burst into flame" phase.
Buffy: Fine. Keep going. I cut you a break.
Spike: Let me guess. You won't kill me? Woohoo. The whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. How stunningly original... I'm just passing through. Satisfied? I really hope so because, God knows, you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard. And I never really liked you anyway and... and... you have stupid hair.
