What the huh???

[shipperx]

Link gakked from elisi  because this must be read to be believed.

This was published, people!

And I would describe further, but words fail.  Go. Read. Goggle.

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[ww1614.livejournal.com]

OMG, that was hilarious.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

And I try to boil it down to what is most hilarious, and I cannot decide.

Her face smelling like the moon?

Her tongue was a ferret? Or amber? An amber ferret, maybe?

And her breasts were cheese and mushrooms, so... pizza toppings?

[msclawdia.livejournal.com]

That one killed me. What the hell does the moon smell like?

[ms-scarletibis.livejournal.com]

This shit hurt my brain.

<--is totally going to link it though :P

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

It must be shared!

[oneloveonelight.livejournal.com]

I HAVE to link this crap. I feel it's my patriotic duty. YAY!

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Damn straight it is.

[http://users.livejournal.com/mad_brilliant_/]

I love the fan art for this. lol

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

LOL! Now they need an animation of it!

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

And I can't get an agent to so much as acknowledge my work (or win another writing contest). *sigh again* Between this and the Twilight series, I'm about ready to slit my wrists...

Breasts were cowries. Ai, my eyes...

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Maybe it was a vanity press. Surely it was a vanity press. Don't destroy my illusions and ever tell me otherwise.

[wildrider.livejournal.com]

Yes! Yes, that's definitely it. (GOD, I hope so!)

[sourisvho.livejournal.com]

::flails:: My brain cells are now spasming in horror. Or amused hysterics. Hard to tell which.

How, how could any self-respecting editor not take a red pen to the ENTIRE FREAKING THING???

P.S. I love your icon.

[sp23.livejournal.com]

Okay, dude, there was no way I could do more than skim through the purple of that prose, but when he started to describe her pubes, for crissakes, I totally lost it.

I so want to download the podcast tomorrow. I may have to put on some Depends before listening, though. LOL

[cy-girl.livejournal.com]

That guy needs to be jailed for adjective abuse.