Response to Spoilers for Ep 20

[shipperx]

bwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Buffy is such a c***. Knew it! Knew it!

Our darling, stupid, destructive, empty headed slayer is off boinking a guy who kept the "two most evil vampires ever" in prison juuuusssstttt long enough to fuck their girls and then he let said vampires and evil vampire girls GO, apparently with no qualm. And it's Wolfram and Hart that's his character references. Oh yeah, THAT is convincing!

Loved Drujan's description "And Italian 'businessman' who has a sideline in dealing with demon heads!" I'm so sure it's all verrrryyyy respectable.

Bwha!


So. Hm.. Ms. Cookies, who was "supposed" to have "grown up" in BtVS is back re-enacting the exact same destructive patterns she has always played out.

1) Impossible relationship (he's immortal/she isn't)

2) Guy of highly questionable ethics (is he evil? Can't really tell when his character reference is W&H and purveyer of evil demon heads.

3) And the bitch doesn't even speak to either Spike or Angel.

Yep. She's the shallow, self absorbed little **** that I knew she was. (I probably shouldn't be so amused at being proven right).


Spangel rules the day! And maybe -- MAYBE -- the two boys are free of the ball busting bitch (I don't worry about the Immortal. He'll get his. Buffy will castrate him in no time and leave him as an emotional wreck just as she has every other guy who has bothered to ever give a damn about the bitch)!

:) Absurdly happy that Buffy is a stupid bitch! :)

Oh... and must add my love for all the fowl fanwanking that is sure to come in the wake of this. Ducks got fucked. Bwha!

Comments

[miggy.livejournal.com]

I am shocked, I tell you. SHOCKED.

Except for how I'm totally not.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yeah, the bitca hasn't changed a bit, has she. :)

[cy-girl.livejournal.com]

It's not only Ducks fanwanking this one. The die hard Spuffies are all "OMG but she doesn't know Spike's alive! We won't have our sweet Spuffy ending!"

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

well, apart from the fact that there was never going to be any sweet Spuffy ending, the part that amuses me is "Clearly she's under some spell and is being used as a sex slave by the Immortal"


No. She's NOT under a spell! She's just stupid! And if she was being used as a sex slave? Bwhahahaha! Justice at last!

[queenofattolia.livejournal.com]

Oh... and must add my love for all the fowl fanwanking that is sure to come in the wake of this. Ducks got fucked. Bwha!

No, no! It's not really Buffy! And if it is, she's under a spell! And so is Andrew, who is a damn liar anyway! It's a spell, I tell you! A spell! NOTHING CAN COME BETWEEN BUFFY AND HER ABSOLUTE TRU WUV ANGEL! You'll see! They'll be together someday, because their love is forever! So what if she shags every demon between here and the Appian Way in the meantime? She doesn't really mean it! She's being coerced, like she was with that disgusting Spike!! She doesn't even LIKE sex! And it's not even her! It's the BuffyBot! It's a demon wearing a Buffy glamour! It's an illusion!! It is, it is, it IS!!!!!!! ::falls into a gibbering heap::

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

I know! And have you seen the poster for the finale? He's holding the claddagh ring in the photo! It's a supersecret message from the WB that Buffy is going to be in the finale. Angel is going to beat that dragon and he's gonna shanshu and B/A are so going to be together. It's all right there in that poster of Angelus gazing at the claddagh ring in Season 2. The WB SO knew what they were doing when they picked that shot. They did! They did! So what that it's not in the summary for the episode and that it makes no sense. She's showing up I tell ya! And it'll air on Thursday! Because nothing, nothing, NOTHING will ever, EVER prevent twu wuv 4 eva! I know it!

.... Er... Or maybe not. :D

[txvoodoo.livejournal.com]

I've just 4 words: Two Guys - One Vespa

*giggle*

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

LOL! Yeah.

Spangel -- the ship which sails!1 :)

[paratti.livejournal.com]

But the best bit is that bag shot at the end. It's Buffy's head in the bag! It has to be.

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

We can always fanwank that it is.

I'm just amused as hell that the great Buffy ends up with the fantasy genre equivalent of Hugh Hefner! Bwha!