Nothing says "I love you" like a sticky, inept farmboy fumbling in the hay of a back-alley followed by steamy evisceration. Ah, entrails = romance. Examples of which: Spike gets Drusilla a beautiful ruby necklace for Valentine's Day; Angelus gets her the fresh heart of some poor innocent shopkeeper. Practicality thy name is not Angelus.

Also, CHINESE CRESTEDS! Oh, so fugly-wugly adorable! XD