I don't think this bad comic is supposed to hook-up with the other bad comic. I think they're two isolated bubbles of batshittery. I think it's Lynch's upcoming comic that's supposed to hook up with the other bad comic and Lynch has said his won't align with W-scribed ones.

Honestly, they should simplify matters and just admit that these comics are ridiculous crap and if you like them, great, but not a lot of thought actually went into them so take them for what they're worth (not much).

(But should the scenario you're describing come about, I can only say that Joss will have limbo-ed beneath my already remarkably low opinion expectations of him which should make him limbo champion of the world!)