Rapture FAQ
May. 20th, 2011 03:40 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shipperxLOL! A teacher's FAQ to his/her students about what will happen in regards to their final papers if the Rapture actually does occur on May 21st.
My faves:
Q: What if my instructor is raptured?
A: None of our instructors bear much chance of being judged worthy. However, on the off chance your instructor is chosen, an army of unemployed secular Marxists is waiting to take his/her place.
Q: If my instructor is not raptured, is he really fit to judge me?
A: Yes, seeing as you were not raptured, you are still subject to the earthly judgment of the unsaved. If/when you are redeemed, a change of grade form will be automatically processed by heavenly authorities if they decide your grade was unfairly given by one of the damned.
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Date: 2011-05-20 10:20 pm (UTC)Bwah!
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Date: 2011-05-21 01:48 am (UTC)He'll love it.
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Date: 2011-05-21 03:34 am (UTC)1. If it happens - opposite side of the street parking for street-cleaning will of course be suspended.
2. No, the NYPD is not going to put more cops on the job tomorrow for the Rapture, they figure if the world is going to end, it really won't matter.
3. All overdue parking tickets and library books will be forgotten, you needn't worry about them anymore.
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