Rapture FAQ

[shipperx]

LOL!  A teacher's FAQ to his/her students about what will happen in regards to their final papers if the Rapture actually does occur on May 21st.

My faves:

Q: What if my instructor is raptured?
A: None of our instructors bear much chance of being judged worthy. However, on the off chance your instructor is chosen, an army of unemployed secular Marxists is waiting to take his/her place.

Q: If my instructor is not raptured, is he really fit to judge me?
A: Yes, seeing as you were not raptured, you are still subject to the earthly judgment of the unsaved. If/when you are redeemed, a change of grade form will be automatically processed by heavenly authorities if they decide your grade was unfairly given by one of the damned.

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And oh, the teacher Q&A was hilarious!