Wha-huh?

[shipperx]

Ever google something perfectly innocent (like a movie title) and urban dictionary pops up... and inevitably it's some sex act you never, ever dreamed of?

The one that just popped up involves... egg yolks. And bread crumbs. And...buh-wha? Who thought that up? And were they unconcerned with salmonella?

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[zanthinegirl]

Oh, yeah. I think we've all been there! Mine involved looking for the "Concert hotline" for a local (Portland, Oregon) radio station called KINK fm. Let's just say that the address is NOT "kink.com". flying windows of pr0n popping up faster than I could close them.... I ended up having to hold the powerbutton down to make it go away.

It wouldn't have been so bad if it wasn't at work...

eta: i know I'm going to hate myself for asking, but breadcrumbs & eggs??

[shipperx]

Yeah. Breadcrumbs, egg yolks, and oil (at least the oil I could understand). Storm the Castle. And... I'd explain, but I'm still trying to figure out why anyone would do that.

(I was googling "I Storm the Castle" because I misremembered the title of the movie I was watching ( "I Capture the Castle" ) that I watched on Showtime earlier this evening. Guess who was in it? Marc Blucas. Enjoyable movie. )

Also gotta say, though I don't know what that sex act has to do with storming a castle though...

[evilawyer]

Ever google something perfectly innocent (like a movie title) and urban dictionary pops up... and inevitably it's some sex act you never, ever dreamed of?

All the damn time. So embarrassing, even when I'm all by myself.

As for the rest, I'm just thinking that it's going to be a little weird eating bread crumb encrusted Petrale Sole from now on.

[rahirah]

Rule 34, man, Rule 34.

[jesuswasbatman]

I'm sure many of them are fictional.

[hobbituk]

Hobbitmum's neighbour is a very new "silver surfer" at 76. Her daughter bought her thea laptop so she could keep in touch with her other daughter (who is living overseas for a year) via Skype.

Anyhow, she was having her front driveway done, and the man said she needed to order some hardcore for the base. Aha, she thought. I can look it up on my laptop. And guess what she got when she typed in "hardcore wanted". Poor dear was so flustered, and convinced the police were going to come round because she'd seen improper and disgusting images on her computer....