Twilight Mocking!

[shipperx]

One of the (few) pleasures of the Twilight series  (Meyer's horror, not Joss' horror) is the utter contempt its stars have for it.  Heh.  From EW.com:

“Look, there are a lot of moments when Edward sort of acts like a pussy,” Pattinson said.
“You can quote him on that!” Stewart laughed.

“My wife is dying, I have completely f—ed up my life and hers, and Jacob’s like [To Bella] ‘Hey, baby, you don’t look too bad to me,’” Pattinson said. “And I’m just sitting there, like, with a bucket collecting [Bella’s] vomit.

(Yeah, but what about the c-section by vampire teeth?  I've always wondered how in the hell they were going to glamourize that bit of WTF?!)

Re: the consummation/wedding night scene... 

“I bit through all the pillows. Every. Single. One,’” he laughed. “And then he’d start crying. By the way, that’s what he should be ashamed of in the morning. All those beautiful pillows! Egyptian cotton! ‘I ruined this bed!’”

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[elisi]

“I bit through all the pillows. Every. Single. One,’” he laughed. “And then he’d start crying.
I NEED to see that. *flails happily* Also RPattz is awesome. :)

[nutmeg3.livejournal.com]

Hee hee. This almost makes me get past how weenie looking he is.

[next_to_normal]

Hahahaha, yes! I find it greatly amusing, and I've admired Pattinson's instincts ever since his comment about, "I read the script and I hated the guy, so that's how I played him."

[tranquil-ity.livejournal.com]

LOL! Thanks for sharing.
I love Rob and how he takes the piss out of the movies/story. I really hated that pillow biting scene in the book so it gave me great joy to hear it being mocked :)