Fanfiction Meme

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Gakked from Bub and TheDeadly Hook:

Use fanfiction.net's Search Story By Summary and look up your name in either Harry Potter or Lord of the Rings.

There are actually several in LOTR:



Where Am I?
Lisa, a girl lost in Middle-Earth (Mainly just Mirkwood) starts to like a certain elf, I mean...really like him. She wants to stay, but misses her home. She has a chance to go back. Will she?

(Generic, horribly, horribly written, annoying Mary Sue. Every Mary Sue cliche plus lots and lots of CAPS WITH EXCLAMATION POINTS!!!!!!)



I Think I Hurt Myself
Lisa is going to be a big star some day. That day, is not today, but when she goes for an audition and brings a friend, Hortense, they soon become the worst extras LOTR ever used. OB romance too

(Orlando ... Real Person fic... I'm squicked by RP fic.)



A MarySue Gone Horribly Wrong

Yes, that's the title

Lisa is an editor who hates 'those' types of fic. Imagine her horror when she realizes she's been mysteriously sucked into Middle Earth. Chapter 2 is....finished. - Parody of Mary-Sues with plenty o' Mary-Sue killing.

This one isn't horrible, actually.

• Lisa gave a grunt of frustration as she read yet another bad Mary-Sue fan fiction. Being the editor of a fan fiction website had to be the worst job she’d ever taken in her entire life. Clicking ‘delete’, she watched in satisfaction as the pathetic attempt at literature vanished from her vision forever. Or at least until the hapless author decided to submit it again,

• "HOW? Why? It can’t be! Why me?" Lisa cried, pounding her fists into the ground until they were raw and bloody. "I’m not a fangirl, I hate fangirls! Nooooooo!"
  
  After her tantrum ended and she switched to sulking over her fate, Lisa realized she was starving. She also realized she was still wearing her pajamas. The ones with the big hole in the crotch and the big pink bunny on the right-hand pocket. To make matters worse, she probably wasn’t wearing clean underwear either.
  
  "Damn! I knew I should have listened to Mom. It would just figure if I died wearing dirty underwear. Or worse, run into a Hobbit." And if she knew her Mary-Sue’s she was about to either run into someone, or have them stumble upon her. But since she wasn’t unconscious, the latter wasn’t likely, which meant that she was doomed to run into them. And she had a terrible feeling she knew who it would be. That thought was enough to propel her to her feet and to cautiously run off, looking every which way in dread of running into someone who had the potential to be either heroic or pointy-eared. Possibly both. She shuddered at the thought.

• "I shall poke thee with my stabbing apparatus and thou shall join me in un-life!" he said through cackles of glee.
  
  "Whoa, you guys don’t talk." Lisa said, kicking the black rider. "And you don’t swoop, either."
  
  "Aww, but looking cool on a scary black horse gets so tiresome after a few centuries." The black rider sniffed. "I just wanted to try something different for a change."
  
  "Well stop it." She demanded. "You’re ruining my Mary-Sue."
  
  "Would it help if I poked you with my evil sword of un-death?"
  
  "No," Lisa said adamantly.
  
  "Oh come on." The black rider whined, "Can’t I poke you just a little? Please."

Kareoke Party
Lisa sings "FRODO FREAK!!!!!!!!" (No kidding. That's the summary)



As for Harry Potter, apparently there is a minor character in Harry Potter by the name Lisa and she's in Ravenclaw. (Yes, let me admit that I've never read the HP books. )