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FAIRY TALE

nce upon a time there has a young BRONCO BUSTER named DICK. He was EXPEDITIOUSLY FLEEING in the BLACKENED forest when he met DARK GEORGE, a run-away PODIATRIST from the BALEFUL Queen ATHENA.

DICK could see that DARK GEORGE was hungry so he reached into his FANNY PACK and give him his ENORMOUS CHERRY GARCIA ICE CREAM. DARK GEORGE was thankful for DICK's CHERRY GARCIA ICE CREAM, so he told DICK a very CERULEAN story about Queen ATHENA's daughter PERSEPHONE. How her mother, the BALEFUL Queen ATHENA, kept her locked away in a BYZANTINE MOSQUE protected by a gigantic WIDDLE BUNNY, because PERSEPHONE was so SMALL.

DICK RAN. He vowed to DARK GEORGE the PODIATRIST that he would save the SMALL PERSEPHONE. He would DIVEST the WIDDLE BUNNY, and take PERSEPHONE far away from her eveil mother, the BALEFUL Queen ATHENA, and SQUISHED her.

Then, all of the sudden, there was a PATTERNED LIGHTNING and DARK GEORGE the PODIATRIST began to laugh. With a puff of smoke he turned into the gigantic WIDDLE BUNNY from his story. BALEFUL Queen ATHENA WADDLED out from behind a SHINY BOX and struck DICK dead. In the far off BYZANTINE MOSQUE you could hear a SHPIDOINKEL.

THE END.

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Comments

[shapinglight]

Is there really a thing called a fanny sack, cos that'd mean something very different (and much ruder) in UK?

[shipperx.livejournal.com]

Yeah. There really are fanny packs.

Here's one company that makes them:


Fanny Packs (http://www.fannypacksonline.com/)