shipperx | Running Commentary While Watching Lost

* Hee. Of course Sawyer lived. Oh, and it's "MIKE" now. And he's going after Mike. ::pets Sawyer:: Now find, Jin, please.

* Locke? I'm confuzzled. Are we flashing back to what we didn't see last week with LOST? I mean, I know I wasn't watching closely, but we were beyond this point in the hatch story. I know we were.

* Okay so Michael was under water for maybe 15 seconds. Sawyer, however was SHOT... so why is Michael the one unconscious and dying? And WHERE THE FREAKING HELL IS JIN?!?!?! I want my sexy, curly headed Korean!

* Okay, Mike know why you're yelling for Walt, what about Jin?

* Um...Locke, pulling off your shoes? Ever see "Die Hard?" I'm just sayin...

* Thank you, Sawyer, for remembering that Jin is missing and... ruh-roh... sharks (and it looks like a BIIIIIGGGGGG shark too!)

* Michael, it really isn't Sawyers fault that Walt got kidnapped. And, really, blaming Sawyer for the shark because he's BLEEDING? (Heh, Guess I'll just stop BLEEDING then!) And what do you owe a "thank you" to Sawyer for? Um... maybe for just SAVING your ass? It's just a thought.

* Micheal's ex is still a selfish bint.

* ::sniffle:: Still no Jin. And, wow, Sawyer... I wouldn't be dangling appendages off the raft with Jaws swimming around.

* So, um, crazy Scottish guy and we already had a crazy French Woman. Is this land of the International Crazy Lost People?

* So Locke bluffs with the truth. Smart move.

* And is there NO genre show I can watch without being subjected to endless, repetitive Firefly promos? Seriously, guys, pictures of Summer Glau stuck to the ceiling are beginning to just piss me off because it's CREEPY! And unnatractive. And not at all appealing, okay!

* Heh. Claire found Charlie's smack. (Well, kinda. She found the Virgin Mary, not the smack).

* ::sniffle:; still no Jin.

* And now Sawyer is swimming with Jaws. Eek! (I have a fear of sharks. Okay? Then again, don't we all?)

* Wow! Walt-Mom is a MANIPULATIVE, selfish bint. (Hey, you think maybe the reason Michael isn't close to Walt is YOU keep leaving the freaking COUNTRY! And painting Michael wanting a relationship with his son as selfish? Gee, ya think maybe always taking jobs out of the country [because there aren't any jobs in the US or anything] and never making any effort for your son to have a relationship with his father [or even visit him in the hospital] might be a little selfish?!)

* Heh. Kate got locked in with a crap load of supplies. What's the label on all those things?

* Heh. I always love how ducts in the movies and TV are the big ass feeder ducts. They're never the smaller ones that usually leads to vents. Here's a a little dose of reality, for a room that size you most probably wouldn't have a duct that large. Because unless it has the air exchanges of a freaking surgical O.R. it wouldn't need to move that much air and thus... probably woulnd't be sized that large. It would cause too much rattling in the ducts.

* Figures that the code to execute are rather familiar, doesn't it.

* Sawyers really working on getting some appendage eaten, isn't he.

* Jaws shot.

* Jaws shot WITH Jaws

* Crazy Sawyer. Swim, Crazy Sawyer. Swim for your liiiiiiiiiiiife!

* Michael goin' all Police Chief Brody on Jaws's ass. Nice shot... lot of shark blood though. I mean, what kind of bullets is that gun packing?

* Little Walt is still too adorable for words.

* Aw... Sawyer gonna give Mike a hug?

* And where the fuck is Jin?! Don't be dead, Jin! Don't be dead!!!

* Of course we knew they were gonna end up on the island again. Of course they were.

* Jin! You're alive! Tortured, but alive! And clearly screaming in Korean "Run away. Run awayyyyyyy!!!!!!!!"

All in all... mostly, I would say, an exciting episode. Good pacing over all. Sets up next week nicely. I'm stoked.