Twilight Mocking!
Aug. 12th, 2011 10:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
shipperxOne of the (few) pleasures of the Twilight series (Meyer's horror, not Joss' horror) is the utter contempt its stars have for it. Heh. From EW.com:
“Look, there are a lot of moments when Edward sort of acts like a pussy,” Pattinson said.
“You can quote him on that!” Stewart laughed.
“My wife is dying, I have completely f—ed up my life and hers, and Jacob’s like [To Bella] ‘Hey, baby, you don’t look too bad to me,’” Pattinson said. “And I’m just sitting there, like, with a bucket collecting [Bella’s] vomit.
“You can quote him on that!” Stewart laughed.
“My wife is dying, I have completely f—ed up my life and hers, and Jacob’s like [To Bella] ‘Hey, baby, you don’t look too bad to me,’” Pattinson said. “And I’m just sitting there, like, with a bucket collecting [Bella’s] vomit.
(Yeah, but what about the c-section by vampire teeth? I've always wondered how in the hell they were going to glamourize that bit of WTF?!)
Re: the consummation/wedding night scene...
“I bit through all the pillows. Every. Single. One,’” he laughed. “And then he’d start crying. By the way, that’s what he should be ashamed of in the morning. All those beautiful pillows! Egyptian cotton! ‘I ruined this bed!’”
