I shouldn't but I am

Wandering the boards on TWoP. . . Have to say, I think even if you don't watch the show, these oneliners are funny. From the AMC thread:

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Stop throwing her at penises!

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Forcing Greens to get an abortion? Why don't you just kick her in her uterus,you dick?

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Does this mean we can start calling Greenlee the "SpermBurglar"?

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He always acted this way. Although I don't remember watching his neck waiting for blood to start spewing because he popped blood vessle. I hope he drowns after smashing his skull on a rock.

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I vote for the Highlander method myself. Cut off the RageMonkey head and pray it doesn't sprout two more like a freaking hydra.

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I don't like crossovers with OLTL b/c it's the only soap I know nothing about but...I'd steal one of their killers if they'd come to PV and kill Ryan.

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Here's to the return of Hocket and his life goal of murdering his brother and his sister-in-law. Just remember, Hocket, winners never quit and quitters never win.

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I snorted juice out of my nose laughing so hard at the Rage!Monkey!Rage! I swear at one point the way the lights were on his bulging eyes it looked like lasers were going to shoot out ala Godzilla. And I felt so so wrong because my charbroiled blackened heart kept chanting, "Punch the bitch!"

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It's Ryan-over-cliff Day! Shouldn't that be some sort of national holiday? (If only Ryan's "suicide attempt" had been successful...)

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Is it wrong that I hope Greenlee miscarries because of the stress from Ryan's "death"? I have never wanted a child to die on a tv show, and this one isn't even born yet. Well, there is Michael on GH, but I don't count him as human...

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Oh, feel the warm glow of well deserved character hatred. :)

I shouldn't but I am

Wandering the boards on TWoP. . . Have to say, I think even if you don't watch the show, these oneliners are funny. From the AMC thread:

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Stop throwing her at penises!

---

Forcing Greens to get an abortion? Why don't you just kick her in her uterus,you dick?

---

Does this mean we can start calling Greenlee the "SpermBurglar"?

---

He always acted this way. Although I don't remember watching his neck waiting for blood to start spewing because he popped blood vessle. I hope he drowns after smashing his skull on a rock.

---

I vote for the Highlander method myself. Cut off the RageMonkey head and pray it doesn't sprout two more like a freaking hydra.

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I don't like crossovers with OLTL b/c it's the only soap I know nothing about but...I'd steal one of their killers if they'd come to PV and kill Ryan.

---

Here's to the return of Hocket and his life goal of murdering his brother and his sister-in-law. Just remember, Hocket, winners never quit and quitters never win.

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I snorted juice out of my nose laughing so hard at the Rage!Monkey!Rage! I swear at one point the way the lights were on his bulging eyes it looked like lasers were going to shoot out ala Godzilla. And I felt so so wrong because my charbroiled blackened heart kept chanting, "Punch the bitch!"

---

It's Ryan-over-cliff Day! Shouldn't that be some sort of national holiday? (If only Ryan's "suicide attempt" had been successful...)

---

Is it wrong that I hope Greenlee miscarries because of the stress from Ryan's "death"? I have never wanted a child to die on a tv show, and this one isn't even born yet. Well, there is Michael on GH, but I don't count him as human...

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Oh, feel the warm glow of well deserved character hatred. :)

I shouldn't but I am

Wandering the boards on TWoP. . . Have to say, I think even if you don't watch the show, these oneliners are funny. From the AMC thread:

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Stop throwing her at penises!

---

Forcing Greens to get an abortion? Why don't you just kick her in her uterus,you dick?

---

Does this mean we can start calling Greenlee the "SpermBurglar"?

---

He always acted this way. Although I don't remember watching his neck waiting for blood to start spewing because he popped blood vessle. I hope he drowns after smashing his skull on a rock.

---

I vote for the Highlander method myself. Cut off the RageMonkey head and pray it doesn't sprout two more like a freaking hydra.

---

I don't like crossovers with OLTL b/c it's the only soap I know nothing about but...I'd steal one of their killers if they'd come to PV and kill Ryan.

---

Here's to the return of Hocket and his life goal of murdering his brother and his sister-in-law. Just remember, Hocket, winners never quit and quitters never win.

---

I snorted juice out of my nose laughing so hard at the Rage!Monkey!Rage! I swear at one point the way the lights were on his bulging eyes it looked like lasers were going to shoot out ala Godzilla. And I felt so so wrong because my charbroiled blackened heart kept chanting, "Punch the bitch!"

---

It's Ryan-over-cliff Day! Shouldn't that be some sort of national holiday? (If only Ryan's "suicide attempt" had been successful...)

---

Is it wrong that I hope Greenlee miscarries because of the stress from Ryan's "death"? I have never wanted a child to die on a tv show, and this one isn't even born yet. Well, there is Michael on GH, but I don't count him as human...

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Oh, feel the warm glow of well deserved character hatred. :)

Sci-Fi Friday

Hee! Ben Browder is still playing Crichton. Browder's new SG1 character is so, so Crichton! Too bad Claudia's character isn't up to Aeryn. Still, I enjoyed Crichton Part II. And I've always liked Daniel Jackson.

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I think I've pinpointed my curious detachment with Battlestar Gallactica... it's too grim for me to enjoy. I find it fascinating. It think it's written intelligently. I think several of the actors do excellent jobs. I think that there's a great deal in it that's worth watching. . . but it just doesn't exhilerate me with any sense of fun. That's not a criticism. It's a grim premise and it's executed well. It's just... I LIKE humor. I like snarkage. I like things being just a bit lighter. While I find BSG to be a laudable series, full of a great many things to be respected it's just not the type of show I thrill to. It's interesting more than FUN.

Sigh. I'm shallow, I think. I'm not wallowing in angst girl (hence many of my problems with BtVS Season 6). I want adventure to have SOME angst, and some lightheartedness, and some romance and some FUN. It's why Farscape and the new Doctor Who fit my tastes so perfectly. It's when a show veres strongly one way or the other that it loses me. If it's too cotton candy, I dismiss it. If it's too dark, I can respect it but it just doesn't work me up into great excitement.

I LIKE BSG. I respect BSG. I'm not in love with BSG... and that's okay. It's just, strangely, I got more of a kick out of watching Not!Crichton in a far sillier show than I got out of BSG. BSG is much, much better written than SG1. It's got a far better execution and premise. But, I'm low brow. Sometimes I just want my TV to be fun.

Sci-Fi Friday

Hee! Ben Browder is still playing Crichton. Browder's new SG1 character is so, so Crichton! Too bad Claudia's character isn't up to Aeryn. Still, I enjoyed Crichton Part II. And I've always liked Daniel Jackson.

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I think I've pinpointed my curious detachment with Battlestar Gallactica... it's too grim for me to enjoy. I find it fascinating. It think it's written intelligently. I think several of the actors do excellent jobs. I think that there's a great deal in it that's worth watching. . . but it just doesn't exhilerate me with any sense of fun. That's not a criticism. It's a grim premise and it's executed well. It's just... I LIKE humor. I like snarkage. I like things being just a bit lighter. While I find BSG to be a laudable series, full of a great many things to be respected it's just not the type of show I thrill to. It's interesting more than FUN.

Sigh. I'm shallow, I think. I'm not wallowing in angst girl (hence many of my problems with BtVS Season 6). I want adventure to have SOME angst, and some lightheartedness, and some romance and some FUN. It's why Farscape and the new Doctor Who fit my tastes so perfectly. It's when a show veres strongly one way or the other that it loses me. If it's too cotton candy, I dismiss it. If it's too dark, I can respect it but it just doesn't work me up into great excitement.

I LIKE BSG. I respect BSG. I'm not in love with BSG... and that's okay. It's just, strangely, I got more of a kick out of watching Not!Crichton in a far sillier show than I got out of BSG. BSG is much, much better written than SG1. It's got a far better execution and premise. But, I'm low brow. Sometimes I just want my TV to be fun.

Sci-Fi Friday

Hee! Ben Browder is still playing Crichton. Browder's new SG1 character is so, so Crichton! Too bad Claudia's character isn't up to Aeryn. Still, I enjoyed Crichton Part II. And I've always liked Daniel Jackson.

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I think I've pinpointed my curious detachment with Battlestar Gallactica... it's too grim for me to enjoy. I find it fascinating. It think it's written intelligently. I think several of the actors do excellent jobs. I think that there's a great deal in it that's worth watching. . . but it just doesn't exhilerate me with any sense of fun. That's not a criticism. It's a grim premise and it's executed well. It's just... I LIKE humor. I like snarkage. I like things being just a bit lighter. While I find BSG to be a laudable series, full of a great many things to be respected it's just not the type of show I thrill to. It's interesting more than FUN.

Sigh. I'm shallow, I think. I'm not wallowing in angst girl (hence many of my problems with BtVS Season 6). I want adventure to have SOME angst, and some lightheartedness, and some romance and some FUN. It's why Farscape and the new Doctor Who fit my tastes so perfectly. It's when a show veres strongly one way or the other that it loses me. If it's too cotton candy, I dismiss it. If it's too dark, I can respect it but it just doesn't work me up into great excitement.

I LIKE BSG. I respect BSG. I'm not in love with BSG... and that's okay. It's just, strangely, I got more of a kick out of watching Not!Crichton in a far sillier show than I got out of BSG. BSG is much, much better written than SG1. It's got a far better execution and premise. But, I'm low brow. Sometimes I just want my TV to be fun.