Seriously? Blergh! I skimmed the summaries you linked to before, but didn't get that far in, just far enough to be amused by it. Not far enough to go 'augh!' and run in terror.
The summaries of the first three books are enough to cause you to roll your eyes and think "drek" and laugh. But reading the summary of the third book it's a series of OMG! WTF? No. Seriously WTF?!?!?!
From the wedding of teenagers. To the bruises on the honeymoon. To the insta-pregnacy. To the baby killing her from the inside out (it breaks her ribs, her pelvis, and her spine" to the c-section w/ vampire teeth cutting the umbilical cord. To the adult werewolf that has always crushed on Bella insta-imprinting on her BABY so that the are "mated for life" to the insta-aging more than perfect death baby offsprint. To Bella proving herself as the bestest vampire EVAH from almost immediately after siring!
It's crack!Fic, I tell ya! Bad!Fic Crack!Fic... and it got published!
That's hilarious! I love it. Harmony RULZ!!! She was one of my favorites on Buffy and Angel. She helped make the last season of Angel. Luvs her!!! Bella deserved to be dusted. :nods:
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Date: 2008-08-15 03:47 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2008-08-15 02:02 pm (UTC)(I swear I'm almost tempted to read the final book just for the pure cracktasticness of it)
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Date: 2008-08-16 04:49 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2008-08-18 02:10 pm (UTC)The summaries of the first three books are enough to cause you to roll your eyes and think "drek" and laugh. But reading the summary of the third book it's a series of OMG! WTF? No. Seriously WTF?!?!?!
From the wedding of teenagers. To the bruises on the honeymoon. To the insta-pregnacy. To the baby killing her from the inside out (it breaks her ribs, her pelvis, and her spine" to the c-section w/ vampire teeth cutting the umbilical cord. To the adult werewolf that has always crushed on Bella insta-imprinting on her BABY so that the are "mated for life" to the insta-aging more than perfect death baby offsprint. To Bella proving herself as the bestest vampire EVAH from almost immediately after siring!
It's crack!Fic, I tell ya! Bad!Fic Crack!Fic... and it got published!
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Date: 2008-08-15 02:05 pm (UTC)Try cleolinda's summaries of the books to understand how truly
awfulcracktastic the books are.http://cleoland.pbwiki.com/Twilight#BreakingDawn
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